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04-19-2009 , 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Tiffany Michelle is a bitch imo.
how dare u
04-19-2009 , 10:45 PM
Keeping up with the Kardashians is pretty horrible.
04-19-2009 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
did you see the jason noriega pic?
Yeah I did.
04-19-2009 , 10:47 PM
later thread. pool time.
04-19-2009 , 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan Beal
Keeping up with the Kardashians is pretty horrible.
I was visiting Mom once, and she was watching Dancing with the Stars and Kim Kardashian came on to dance. I wanted to say "I saw her in a sex video with some rapper. It was pretty meh." But I didn't say that.
04-19-2009 , 10:48 PM
i almosted watched that 1 night
04-19-2009 , 10:53 PM
i'm planning on totally pwning this thread......but it kinda seems like more work than i usually allow myself to do
04-19-2009 , 10:54 PM
slaughterhouse
04-19-2009 , 11:10 PM
cant have slaughter without laughter
04-19-2009 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by k0derkid
i'm planning on totally pwning this thread......but it kinda seems like more work than i usually allow myself to do
It's easy! What I do is I have a bot.
04-19-2009 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
cant have slaughter without laughter
I used to tell people that a tour of comedians should call itself "Laughterhouse V" but afaik none ever has.
04-19-2009 , 11:15 PM
burp
04-19-2009 , 11:17 PM
who the **** is mischman and why does he get to start the omg thread?! i wanna start one

Last edited by ashiXIII; 04-19-2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason: one time
04-19-2009 , 11:18 PM
You have to be around at the end of one and call the dibs. Sorry.
04-19-2009 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
You have to be around at the end of one and call the dibs. Sorry.
i run so bad at that though. prolly standard since i post about 3 or 4 times in each one
04-19-2009 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
I used to tell people that a tour of comedians should call itself "Laughterhouse V" but afaik none ever has.
vonnegut is not amused
04-19-2009 , 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by k0derkid
vonnegut is not amused
So it goes.
04-19-2009 , 11:23 PM
raise your left hand in the air
04-19-2009 , 11:24 PM
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Vonnegut was descended from a family of German freethinkers, who were skeptical of "conventional religious beliefs."[37] His great-grandfather Clemens Vonnegut had authored a freethought book entitled Instruction in Morals, as well as an address for his own funeral in which he denied the existence of God, an afterlife, and Christian doctrines about sin and salvation. Kurt Vonnegut reproduced his great-grandfather's funeral address in his book Palm Sunday, and identified these freethought views as his "ancestral religion," declaring it a mystery as to how it was passed on to him
this seems to fit in with the theme of the day.
04-19-2009 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
cant have slaughter without laughter
dk did you get my wake up call post?
04-19-2009 , 11:28 PM
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.



She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is doing.



There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.



Since Alice had never received any religious instruction, and since she had led a blameless life, she never thought of her awful luck as being anything but accidents in a very busy place. Good for her.



That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.



We must be careful about what we pretend to be.
04-19-2009 , 11:28 PM
in on page 1

what it do
04-19-2009 , 11:29 PM
hi new omg

Last edited by TheCanoe; 04-19-2009 at 11:29 PM. Reason: **** mayo
04-19-2009 , 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
hi new omg
canoe i will challenge you to a soup throwdown
04-19-2009 , 11:32 PM
no thx

      
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