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Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

02-28-2009 , 11:43 PM

#177

AngryPanda

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r.i.p. paul harvey

02-28-2009 , 11:44 PM

#178

nham

34oz

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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

02-28-2009 , 11:44 PM

#179

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

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my dark horse is eric cantor

02-28-2009 , 11:45 PM

#180

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

for the republicans to win they need one or more of the following

- obama to really screw up
- somebody young and new who doesn't take the far right view on social issues
- some kind of big disaster/war

02-28-2009 , 11:45 PM

#181

thebestsoupintown

banned

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what kind of cheese is not your cheese ??

Spoiler:

02-28-2009 , 11:46 PM

#182

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

my dark horse is eric cantor

Huntsman is mine. Cantor seems like a good 2016 bet, though.

02-28-2009 , 11:46 PM

#183

Conspire

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dooooooooooooooooood

02-28-2009 , 11:47 PM

#184

Cola

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE

02-28-2009 , 11:47 PM

#185

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE

Quit linking things and fix the time before my pole closes plx

02-28-2009 , 11:47 PM

#186

AngryPanda

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thebestsoupintown

what kind of cheese is not your cheese ??

Spoiler:

ban

02-28-2009 , 11:48 PM

#187

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

if the economy is about where it is now or worse in 2012, obama has an uphill battle imo. republicans can just run candidate x

02-28-2009 , 11:48 PM

#188

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

r.i.p. paul harvey

Wait - really?

I <3 Paul Harvey.

02-28-2009 , 11:49 PM

#189

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan Beal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEX4uovt8Aw

02-28-2009 , 11:49 PM

#190

j2sooted

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panda i owe u a buck

02-28-2009 , 11:50 PM

#191

AngryPanda

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Wait - really?

I <3 Paul Harvey.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...vey-obit_N.htm

02-28-2009 , 11:51 PM

#192

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Wait - really?

I <3 Paul Harvey.

doesnt fred thompson want his job?

02-28-2009 , 11:51 PM

#193

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...vey-obit_N.htm

And now I know... the ressst of the story.

02-28-2009 , 11:51 PM

#194

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

doesnt fred thompson want his job?

I don't think Fred Thompson really wants anyone's job.

02-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

#195

AngryPanda

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Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

panda i owe u a buck

iknow.jpg

(ps, i dont know, did we bet on something, was it last night becuz i don't remember last night)

02-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

#196

reefdawg

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Fred Thompson should stick to law and order imo

02-28-2009 , 11:52 PM

#197

MoneyMatt1

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paul harvey kitell?

02-28-2009 , 11:53 PM

#198

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

if the economy is about where it is now or worse in 2012, obama has an uphill battle imo. republicans can just run candidate x

i don't know. i think its going to take more than that. esp if they pick somebody on the far right.

02-28-2009 , 11:53 PM

#199

reefdawg

dogvomt

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

iknow.jpg

(ps, i dont know, did we bet on something, was it last night becuz i don't remember last night)

standard

02-28-2009 , 11:53 PM

#200

Mayo

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"Born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Harvey began his radio career in 1933 at KVOO-AM"

Holy hell, I didn't realize he was that old.

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