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Old 03-03-2019, 05:57 PM   #2176
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Dabble usually invites the delivery person in for coffee instead
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Old 03-03-2019, 06:08 PM   #2177
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He answers the door nude as well.
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Old 03-03-2019, 06:12 PM   #2178
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"Swinging the finger" as they call it on his island
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Old 03-03-2019, 06:25 PM   #2179
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Oh yeah, I always tip, and quite generously tbh. I don't invite them in tho. If family and friends can't come to my place, a stranger sure as hell ain't getting in.

Definitely not nude. They frown upon guys doing that sort of thing.
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Old 03-03-2019, 06:26 PM   #2180
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"Swinging the finger" as they call it on his island
I'm from my island, but I have no idea what you mean.
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Old 03-03-2019, 06:32 PM   #2181
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Old 03-03-2019, 07:51 PM   #2182
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Old 03-03-2019, 09:27 PM   #2183
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Two women with a combined weight of 205lbs?

Solid word son.

Solid work.
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Old 03-03-2019, 09:50 PM   #2184
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she needs to see a doctor for the allergic reaction to the bee string on her lips.
seriously, wtf are those
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:12 PM   #2185
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:09 AM   #2186
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:13 AM   #2187
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:45 AM   #2188
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:26 AM   #2189
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:29 AM   #2190
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Old 03-04-2019, 05:55 AM   #2191
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All fine choices. Just a shame the bread being used is utter trash.
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Old 03-04-2019, 05:56 AM   #2192
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I mean, a white slice.. Are you kidding me?
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:05 AM   #2193
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I mean, a white slice.. Are you kidding me?
i'm sorry it's not organic gluten free hipster bread for you dabs
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Old 03-04-2019, 09:00 AM   #2194
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Yes, because those are the only two options.
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Old 03-04-2019, 09:28 AM   #2195
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What kind of bread do you prefer. My daily bread is usually this (but I get it for $1.88 where I shop) https://www.zehrs.ca/Food/Bakery/Pac.../p/20998670_EA. If I'm getting it from a bakery I usually go sourdough. By far best bread product ever are St Viateur bagels. I used to live around the corner from here. Could easily buy a half-dozen and finish off two of them while they were still warm before making it back home < 5 min away--three if I was really feeling it.

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Old 03-04-2019, 09:33 AM   #2196
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Marks and Spencer's do this thin sliced wheat germ loaf, you toast that **** and have it with scrambled egg, or beans. It's ****ing amazing.
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Old 03-04-2019, 09:40 AM   #2197
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Although the slices are small, the texture of this bread is quite dense and chewy which helps make it seem a bit more substantial. It has a slightly nutty taste which personally, I find tastes better when toasted.
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Old 03-04-2019, 09:42 AM   #2198
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Is that Derry Girls show any good?
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:46 AM   #2199
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Marks and Spencer's do this thin sliced wheat germ loaf, you toast that **** and have it with scrambled egg, or beans. It's ****ing amazing.
You had me until "beans"... What kind of IoMonster tradition is that.
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Old 03-04-2019, 11:17 AM   #2200
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Beans on toast is an essential part of the British diet, especially for single guys like myself. It's also one of those meals that never really grabs you, but once you're eating it, it's ****ing delicious.
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