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Old 02-20-2019, 05:10 AM   #1751
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i like it better when Kristy was around... at least she kept people on point.
Yeah she did 8===>
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:32 AM   #1752
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:17 AM   #1753
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She loved the ****ing dick pics I'll tell ya that
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:33 PM   #1754
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She claimed to, but considering how much other women hate it, I feel like she was just joking, or maybe wanted us to send out junk pics so she could make fun of us.
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:35 PM   #1755
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Make fun of you guys I mean, obviously there is nothing wrong with my penis.
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:44 PM   #1756
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I can confirm there is nothing wrong with Daz's penis.
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Old 02-20-2019, 01:01 PM   #1757
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I can confirm that dad knows there's nothing wrong with Dab's penis.
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Old 02-20-2019, 03:07 PM   #1758
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I can confirm that dad knows there's nothing wrong with Dab's penis.
I mean it's tiny, but there's nothing wrong with it.
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Old 02-20-2019, 03:33 PM   #1759
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Just gotta get a more powerful magnifying glass, then all is normal
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:30 PM   #1760
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She claimed to, but considering how much other women hate it, I feel like she was just joking, or maybe wanted us to send out junk pics so she could make fun of us.
dick pics are ALWAYS a trap das... remember that
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Old 02-20-2019, 09:46 PM   #1761
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Unless you're packin'.

Teehee.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:03 PM   #1762
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noticing a few models lately are starting their countdowns for bottomless before topless.

i like it.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:09 PM   #1763
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I love bottoms.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:12 PM   #1764
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hey hey
ho ho
girls, those panties have got to go
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:13 PM   #1765
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in england, girls' underwear are simply called "pants", and "panties" is a term reserved for the garment english people wear under their underpants because they're extra uptight and modest
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:14 PM   #1766
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and it's cold up there
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:15 PM   #1767
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I haven't been single in a while, but sending dpix pretty much always led to having sexual relations with women, so I was probably doing it wrong.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:15 PM   #1768
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Underpants? Panties are underpants to the underpants?
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:16 PM   #1769
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I haven't been single in a while, but sending dpix pretty much always led to having sexual relations with women, so I was probably doing it wrong.
Uh, duh, because you weren't sending UNSOLICITED dick pics. I knew there was a reason we were friends.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:18 PM   #1770
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Uh, duh, because you weren't sending UNSOLICITED dick pics. I knew there was a reason we were friends.
I don't like solicitors.

Or whatever they call attorneys in America.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:18 PM   #1771
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hey, if brett farve does it...
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:19 PM   #1772
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Brett Favre's Dick Pic "Hail Mary" play never works.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:23 PM   #1773
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hey, if brett farve does it...
The girl he sent them to was at FSU when I went to law school there iirc.

I can only assume that's why she was unimpressed.

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Old 02-20-2019, 11:24 PM   #1774
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hnnngghhhhh
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:24 PM   #1775
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if i were him i'd send her a bank account pic
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