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02-20-2019 , 05:10 AM

#1751

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i like it better when Kristy was around... at least she kept people on point.

Yeah she did 8===>

02-20-2019 , 07:32 AM

#1752

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

02-20-2019 , 11:17 AM

#1753

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She loved the ****ing dick pics I'll tell ya that

02-20-2019 , 12:33 PM

#1754

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

She claimed to, but considering how much other women hate it, I feel like she was just joking, or maybe wanted us to send out junk pics so she could make fun of us.

02-20-2019 , 12:35 PM

#1755

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Make fun of you guys I mean, obviously there is nothing wrong with my penis.

02-20-2019 , 12:44 PM

#1756

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

I can confirm there is nothing wrong with Daz's penis.

02-20-2019 , 01:01 PM

#1757

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I can confirm that dad knows there's nothing wrong with Dab's penis.

02-20-2019 , 03:07 PM

#1758

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I can confirm that dad knows there's nothing wrong with Dab's penis.

I mean it's tiny, but there's nothing wrong with it.

02-20-2019 , 03:33 PM

#1759

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Just gotta get a more powerful magnifying glass, then all is normal

02-20-2019 , 09:30 PM

#1760

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

She claimed to, but considering how much other women hate it, I feel like she was just joking, or maybe wanted us to send out junk pics so she could make fun of us.

dick pics are ALWAYS a trap das... remember that

02-20-2019 , 09:46 PM

#1761

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Unless you're packin'.

Teehee.

02-20-2019 , 11:03 PM

#1762

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

noticing a few models lately are starting their countdowns for bottomless before topless.

i like it.

02-20-2019 , 11:09 PM

#1763

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I love bottoms.

02-20-2019 , 11:12 PM

#1764

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

hey hey
ho ho
girls, those panties have got to go

02-20-2019 , 11:13 PM

#1765

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

in england, girls' underwear are simply called "pants", and "panties" is a term reserved for the garment english people wear under their underpants because they're extra uptight and modest

02-20-2019 , 11:14 PM

#1766

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

and it's cold up there

02-20-2019 , 11:15 PM

#1767

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

I haven't been single in a while, but sending dpix pretty much always led to having sexual relations with women, so I was probably doing it wrong.

02-20-2019 , 11:15 PM

#1768

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Underpants? Panties are underpants to the underpants?

02-20-2019 , 11:16 PM

#1769

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

I haven't been single in a while, but sending dpix pretty much always led to having sexual relations with women, so I was probably doing it wrong.

Uh, duh, because you weren't sending UNSOLICITED dick pics. I knew there was a reason we were friends.

02-20-2019 , 11:18 PM

#1770

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Uh, duh, because you weren't sending UNSOLICITED dick pics. I knew there was a reason we were friends.

I don't like solicitors.

Or whatever they call attorneys in America.

02-20-2019 , 11:18 PM

#1771

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

hey, if brett farve does it...

02-20-2019 , 11:19 PM

#1772

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Brett Favre's Dick Pic "Hail Mary" play never works.

02-20-2019 , 11:23 PM

#1773

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

hey, if brett farve does it...

The girl he sent them to was at FSU when I went to law school there iirc.

I can only assume that's why she was unimpressed.

02-20-2019 , 11:24 PM

#1774

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

hnnngghhhhh

02-20-2019 , 11:24 PM

#1775

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

if i were him i'd send her a bank account pic

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