so on the third floor, you've got stairs in the middle of the master bathroom going up and down
below it is a wet bar adjacent to the dining room with no stairs going up
above it is a terrace attached to another bedroom and no stairs at all
and then floating in the air beside it with stairs which are neither up nor down is an unreachable dressing room but it doesn't matter because it's attached to nothing
but aside from that it looks great
if i could have either that or the yacht i'd pick that, even with a double staircase leading to nowhere in the middle of the master bathroom. but if i could have both i'd get the yacht with black sails and raid other billionaires with paintball guns on the high seas