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08-22-2019 , 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
To make her look bigger & appeal to the common woman? Probably.


To create a ridiculous waist to hip ratio.
08-22-2019 , 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
this thread is the star road to 2p2's super mario world.


TuMario and McLuigi
08-22-2019 , 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
this thread is the star road to 2p2's super mario world.
went to the arcade and my girl wanted to play Mario cart. so I'm crushing it and like 10meters before the finish line ( last cover) i get hit by some bs and she wins...

lets just say in a few weeks when we go back to the arcade. she is gonna get it!
08-22-2019 , 08:01 AM
No sex in public please.
08-22-2019 , 03:01 PM
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08-22-2019 , 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
To create a ridiculous waist to hip ratio.
08-22-2019 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
Now that's a ratio I can stand behind.
08-22-2019 , 04:10 PM
08-22-2019 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
To create a ridiculous waist to hip ratio.
WHR an important concept.
08-22-2019 , 04:53 PM
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08-22-2019 , 06:18 PM
i'd like to learn to sail but it just seems pretty dangerous. what if a barge is coming your way and you just can't get any wind going? there's nothing you can do, you're the captain, you gotta go down with the ship, it's a terrible thing. don't leave your house.
08-22-2019 , 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
They need to double fist

Spoiler:
some sandwiches.
08-23-2019 , 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
i'd like to learn to sail but it just seems pretty dangerous. what if a barge is coming your way and you just can't get any wind going? there's nothing you can do, you're the captain, you gotta go down with the ship, it's a terrible thing. don't leave your house.


Rules of the sea, my dude. Vessels under sail have priority over vessels under motor.
08-23-2019 , 03:11 AM
But what if the captain is drunk, or what it he finds it insulting that his huge ship has to avoid your tiny boat. What if it pisses him off so much he aims straight for you. You'd be a sitting duck.
08-23-2019 , 03:12 AM
What if it's actually a pirate barge. Scary stuff.
08-23-2019 , 05:59 AM
**** I forgot about pirates
08-23-2019 , 07:55 AM
You can trust Daz. He's been an expert on maritime law and pirates ever since his role in "The Trial of Captain Hook."
08-23-2019 , 07:59 AM
Some say a huge cruise ship can pose an existential threat to his entire island!

      
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