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07-28-2019 , 09:44 PM

#7101

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

find food every once in a while
but not enough to purchase a smile

i think of gas as a treasure to me
i know now that nothing is free

07-28-2019 , 09:47 PM

#7102

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

man on a mission, can't say i miss him around

07-28-2019 , 09:55 PM

#7103

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

07-28-2019 , 10:04 PM

#7104

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

i just went for an interview.... annnnnd i feel like ****...

they didn't ask me any questions. i did tell them i'm on twitch though ( always got to make the plug right)

anyway going to kms now.

07-28-2019 , 10:09 PM

#7105

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Luke you should turn your Twitch into an AFL referee grading and referendum channel. You'd have the market cornered so it wouldn't even need to be good.

all i need to say is freo are like the saints... they get PI calls so bad even the saits are like... DAM

07-28-2019 , 10:10 PM

#7106

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuma

let's fundraise on the main page.

yes lets! in before i gets -10 monies

07-29-2019 , 02:01 AM

#7107

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i just went for an interview.... annnnnd i feel like ****...

they didn't ask me any questions. i did tell them i'm on twitch though ( always got to make the plug right)

anyway going to kms now.

How do you have an interview without questions? Wouldn't you just sit their and stare at each other?

And in what world did you think it would be a good idea to mention you are on twitch? Unless you are applying for a job at twitch ldo.

07-29-2019 , 03:21 AM

#7108

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

they asked a little about me....

that bit was ok i guess... they just joked and had to ask me what it was lol. middle aged milfs. got to love them

07-29-2019 , 04:16 AM

#7109

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

"it says here on your cv that from age 18 to 27 you... played videogames. is that right?"

07-29-2019 , 12:33 PM

#7110

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

07-29-2019 , 02:01 PM

#7111

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

One art please.

07-29-2019 , 03:13 PM

#7112

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

they asked a little about me....

Most people call them questions.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

that bit was ok i guess... they just joked and had to ask me what it was lol. middle aged milfs. got to love them

at what point did you think it was a good idea to bring up that you are on twitch to middle aged female interviewers?

07-29-2019 , 09:56 PM

#7113

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

at what point did you think it was a good idea to bring up that you are on twitch to middle aged female interviewers?

if you don't plug yourself how are you going to get anywhere...

also, what would you have said instead?

07-29-2019 , 10:05 PM

#7114

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i like how on farscape the main character sometimes has a texas accent but a lot of times he doesn't

07-30-2019 , 12:34 AM

#7115

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if you don't plug yourself how are you going to get anywhere...

also, what would you have said instead?

Literally anything.

"I support Hilter" is probably more likely to get you a job.

07-30-2019 , 12:36 AM

#7116

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

Seriously Luke, an interview is a place you are trying to impress a business to employ you.

Saying you sit in front of a webcam all day isn't going to impress them.

07-30-2019 , 12:36 AM

#7117

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,363

I can't believe I am having to explain this.

07-30-2019 , 12:50 AM

#7118

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

next time tell them about star wars.

07-30-2019 , 01:10 AM

#7119

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,364

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if you don't plug yourself ...

07-30-2019 , 02:01 AM

#7120

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,772

@57s

07-30-2019 , 03:04 AM

#7121

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Seriously Luke, an interview is a place you are trying to impress a business to employ you.

Saying you sit in front of a webcam all day isn't going to impress them.

look it wasn't to " impress them" it was because the question was " tell us about yourself"

that's what I come up with... what do I say to that... oh, I'm a bookkeeper guy.

pretty standard for west coke fans. all the criticisms with NONE of the help.

07-30-2019 , 03:06 AM

#7122

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuma

next time tell them about star wars.

I hate StarWars.

07-30-2019 , 06:26 AM

#7123

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Just stoppin by to say hi luke, your mum is my mum

07-30-2019 , 08:47 AM

#7124

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

if you don't plug yourself how are you going to get anywhere...

also, what would you have said instead?

you're supposed to be plugging yourself. say like, "oh, about me? well #1 i'm a professional. i'm a hard worker, i'm always looking for ways to organize myself to maximize my work efficiency, i have multiple online degrees in relevant fields, i'm easy to get along with" **** like that, dude. not: "i'm currently pursuing a career that has nothing to do with this job i'm interviewing for and btw almost everyone who does it ends up spending like 12-14 hours a day on it so good luck with me as an employee"