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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
In that case have some terrific news for you. You don't have to do that.
Kill the ego. Free the doggo.
When the police arrive anywhere from 2 to 39 minutes after the shooting I will simply say,
911: 911, what is your emergency?
I pay 1500 a month for a closet outside the city: Yes, a woman just shot a man on the bus!
911: Could you describe the woman?
I pay 1500 a month for a closet outside the city: She's fat and carry a lot of bags! A lady spreader, if you will!
911: Uh, ok. What's her race?
I pay 1500 a month for a closet outside the city: What's that got to do with anything?! How dare you!