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05-21-2019 , 09:41 PM

#4951

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,364

#skunkgate

05-21-2019 , 09:51 PM

#4952

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

"#skunkgate" gregorio

so true!

05-21-2019 , 09:52 PM

#4953

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

this has never happened to any resident in the history of this suburb! residential harassment!

05-21-2019 , 09:55 PM

#4954

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i think i'm gonna put a lid and write a note on it. like uhhh "dead skunk. don't open unless you're ready"

also i have to bury the shovel i used because i can smell it every time i open my garage door

05-21-2019 , 09:58 PM

#4955

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

like imagine a skunk spray, right, that's the base, but then you've also got "rotting animal in the summer" all over it. that's what it smells like.

05-21-2019 , 09:58 PM

#4956

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

****ing idiot skunk couldn't just die in the winter or like early spring.

05-21-2019 , 10:00 PM

#4957

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

WITCH HUNT!

05-21-2019 , 10:04 PM

#4958

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i'm never gonna forget this smell for the rest of my life. i've worked in biology labs, a butcher shop, played in poker rooms, unlicensed poker rooms with people who probably don't even have a shower in their house, and i've never ever smelled anything like this. i wish you guys could smell it. i wish we had that technology. i know a couple of you would click on it.

i think gregorio would click. i think luke would click. AF would probably click because he wants to pretend to be a doctor. mrmmmk wouldn't click, he's ****in shrewd as ****, he knows better.

05-21-2019 , 10:05 PM

#4959

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

kristy wouldn't click on it, god rest her soul

05-21-2019 , 10:06 PM

#4960

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i don't think daz would click on it but it's possible he could be so bored he might smell it simply because there's literally nothing else going on

05-21-2019 , 10:11 PM

#4961

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

yay! The right thing worked!

Yay! Hot chocolate!

i like you

05-21-2019 , 10:12 PM

#4962

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

You want to bet that it won't be the game of the week?

it's last game of the round like ****ing always. so no.

05-21-2019 , 10:13 PM

#4963

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Refs even ruled Kraft's pee tape inadmissible

he got pissed on now? i thought it was just a finger in the but

05-21-2019 , 10:13 PM

#4964

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,364

Always bury the shovel. They don't even need a body. They find the spade their case is made.

05-21-2019 , 10:15 PM

#4965

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

it would only cost $1259 to fly luke here to smell it irl. i thought that would cost way more. it'll probably still be here when he gets here, too. i have a feeling this is a battle that is going to rage all summer

05-21-2019 , 10:16 PM

#4966

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

this is meant to be funny?

this is what you should be watching

05-21-2019 , 10:17 PM

#4967

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

it's last game of the round like ****ing always. so no.

Well that was the only statement I made when you wanted to avi bet about it?

05-21-2019 , 10:40 PM

#4968

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Well that was the only statement I made when you wanted to avi bet about it?

well, next season if you like I can run a tips comp?

I will do it on an official site. not like that bs password got hacked did. espn do it

05-21-2019 , 10:42 PM

#4969

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

****ing idiot skunk couldn't just die in the winter or like early spring.

Speaking of which - homeless areas of DC are getting pretttay pretttay ripe.

05-21-2019 , 11:10 PM

#4970

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,212

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol wtf

Spoiler:

05-22-2019 , 01:28 AM

#4971

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-22-2019 , 03:12 AM

#4972

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i don't think daz would click on it but it's possible he could be so bored he might smell it simply because there's literally nothing else going on

I would 100% click, how could you not?

05-22-2019 , 09:33 AM

#4973

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I did some empirical research on man spreading last night. The metro was primed for it. The "booths" all sit two and none were completely open but also only a couple were fully occupied. Perfect to observe how people occupy space that is marginal or contentious. Results: 3 lady spreaders, including one who literally had her feet across the unoccupied seat and 1 man spreader.

Therefore patriarchy doesn't exist. QED.

05-22-2019 , 10:10 AM

#4974

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That will please Luke.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

05-22-2019 , 11:30 AM

#4975

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

On the metro this morning it was very busy. One woman had her handbag on the seat next to her which was one of the few remaining "open" seats. Many people were standing. I picked her bag up, set it in her lap and sat next to her.

The evidence is mounting my friends.

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