we don't talk about this.

Browns going to the SB this year

pretty easy when you have all the melb teams at home.

4 goals?

but you won by 22 points

do you even math bro?!

you are terrible. you don't stfu about them.






did this result in a goal? why don't you check with the ump. pretty sure you have a direct line to him right?

I ain't sad man.. just disillusioned how EVERY WEEK there is a DUBIOUS CALL for your team happened here and happened for GWS

ain't mad bro. just tired of the feral wank. no one person you talk too actually acknowledges they are good. beat a team by 80 points ok you did well. beat them by 3 goals and have umps gifting them too you is another thing

I'm pretty proud of myself. I went to see Buckethead and got exactly the right amount of drunk. Pre-drank so that I could just sip on $14 beers during the show to maintain. Came home went to bed and got up like a breeze

How many Championships do you think Rodgers would have if Belicheat was his coach?

I also make huge multi-quote posts when I'm feeling definitely not mad. A totally not mad thing to do.

Alas.. I just stayed home and had no concerns for expensive drinks or driving.. or missing anything exciting

Last show I went to I over did it and threw up in the bathroom and had to Uber home before it even started. NOT GREAT.

Well hopefully you learned a valuable lesson in something

Drinking at home is definitely tops. Preferably alone.

We should drink alone together some time

I'd like that.

You'd think so wouldn't you? But I'm thicker than thicc apparently.

Final tabling play money MTTs like a boss

I just said we were 7-0 in Melbourne in the last two years. So, playing more teams in Melbourne would probably be good for us



3 goals = 18 points
4 goals = 24 points

So, it's closer to 4 goals. Most people call it 4 goals because the opposition team would have needed to kick 4 more goals to win.



About who? I'm assuming you mean the Eagles, but that post was about the Dockers...





There's 48 free kicks paid in the game (28-20 in favor of Collingwood) and you think a one off free kick that might have not been there is proof we get a favorable whistle?

One that led to 1 goal in a 4 goal game (should be noted that it was the only goal that was a result of a free kick, while Collingwood had 3).

Solid work Luke.



Reminder 28-20 free kick count in the game including 10-2 in the last quarter in favor of Collingwood.

Don't let facts get into the way of your story though.

We completely dominated the game after quarter time. No one is even disputing that.

Also a reminder that we lost the free kick count 17-13 in last years Grand Final.

You need to stop being so mad Luke.

Wouldn't you rather a West Australian team win than a Vic team?

I'd rather the Dockers win (if the Eagles don't).

I can't understand why any other West Australian would think differently.

Good win last night btw. Should set up an exciting derby next week. Hope Fyfe (one of my favorite players) gets up for it.

When I was a teenager, I went to college two days a week, and spent the rest of the time grinding the play money games. Simpler times.

When I was a teenager.. there was no online poker. Just beer, wine coolers and liquor that came in plastic bottles.

omg wow

Where is Schiltzy at? I need somebody to tell about this massive dump I just took.

So there was this one time, I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I? Oh, yeah — the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

lol ur new avatard... who is that guy??!

im about to take a ****e myself too... brb

it is Masters week

I'm a little skeptical they had wine coolers back then.

eta: okay, they came out in 1981, so I guess I'll allow it.

I need to ****