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Old 03-25-2019, 06:35 PM   #2976
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I'm 87 kilos.

Do I win something?
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:36 PM   #2977
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Also, that's 12 stones on a good day, if I measure myself in the afternoon and I haven't ate much in the day. Otherwise I'm probably 12.1/2
bout 350, or 170lbs. how many hands tall are you?
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I'm 87 kilos.

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what's that in stone?
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:42 PM   #2978
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Sorry, I can't tell you that, because then you'll know that I'm considered overweight. I will say though, that I don't look overweight. It's just all internal fat, and a bit of a gut.
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:43 PM   #2979
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:50 PM   #2980
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muscle weighs more than fat. my bmi is considered obese but I don't think I look fat
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:52 PM   #2981
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^^ that is a 2p2er though.


actually I was fat but now I'm tiny and trying to add a little muscle but can't gym and such
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:59 PM   #2982
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bout 350, or 170lbs. how many hands tall are you?what's that in stone?
Depends how heavy the stones are ldo.
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Old 03-25-2019, 07:03 PM   #2983
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each stone weighs 8 pebbles, idiot
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Old 03-25-2019, 07:14 PM   #2984
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Old 03-25-2019, 07:50 PM   #2985
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Yeah yeah, I pretty much look like that dude, just with a little bit of a gut, that's all.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:06 PM   #2986
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THEM THUNDER THIGHS
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:21 PM   #2987
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muscle weighs more than fat. my bmi is considered obese but I don't think I look fat
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:26 PM   #2988
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Quadzilla.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:27 PM   #2989
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I'm 13.2-ish stone apparently.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:29 PM   #2990
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Or 1.1-ish daz
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:37 PM   #2991
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I'm over a full Daz, that's for sure.
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:50 PM   #2992
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I'm almost 1.5 daz
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Old 03-25-2019, 09:57 PM   #2993
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You gonna lift a Daz?
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Old 03-25-2019, 10:09 PM   #2994
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Jesus, I do have access to testosterone now...
welp... hope you like have no dick.
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Old 03-25-2019, 10:12 PM   #2995
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i would post a picture of me... but I'm still a fat ****. I just have more muscle now.

i'm like if butterbean could do a biceps flex
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:14 PM   #2996
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i would never weigh myself in stones. every stone i've ever seen in my life has been wildly different in size and weight from other stones so i don't even know why you would even measure anything like that
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:14 PM   #2997
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i'm like 25,000 sand i think
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:15 PM   #2998
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I'm 13.2-ish stone apparently.
how much in beans?
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:25 PM   #2999
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welp... hope you like have no dick.
That's not how testosterone works, Luke. You're thinking of anabolic steroids, and even then you're thinking about specific ones and long-term duration of use.

tl;dr: wrong drug luke
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Old 03-25-2019, 11:26 PM   #3000
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how much in beans?
Well, in the standard kidney bean, I'm about 84,000 kidney beans.
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