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03-21-2019 , 10:03 PM

#2851

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I should probably find somewhere that doesn't have legal poker/gambling

03-21-2019 , 10:04 PM

#2852

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

But definitely legal weed

03-21-2019 , 10:05 PM

#2853

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

03-21-2019 , 10:10 PM

#2854

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

My anus is feeling kind of rough

what are you feeling it with?

03-21-2019 , 10:15 PM

#2855

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Index finger.. on a regular basis.. followed by full sniffing

03-21-2019 , 10:18 PM

#2856

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Trim your fingernails.

03-21-2019 , 10:19 PM

#2857

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

How will I dig out TP and other assorted stuff?

03-21-2019 , 10:27 PM

#2858

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

With a q tip, but whatever you do don't lose the q tip up there.

03-21-2019 , 10:28 PM

#2859

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,857

It can emit a sensation of uncomfortability without touching... with that spicy smattering of excrement particulate just sitting there... no need to otherwise feel 'it'

03-21-2019 , 10:29 PM

#2860

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

If, however that does happen refer to this article. While not exactly the same the principal remains:

Can A Tampon Get Lost Inside Me

03-21-2019 , 10:30 PM

#2861

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,857

e·mit
/əˈmit/Submit
verb
produce and discharge (something, especially gas or radiation)

03-21-2019 , 10:30 PM

#2862

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,857

key word in Muti's case = radiation

03-21-2019 , 10:31 PM

#2863

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/h...-up-their-butt

03-21-2019 , 10:31 PM

#2864

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Sometimes itchy *******s can be an indicator of parasites

03-21-2019 , 10:32 PM

#2865

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I wish

03-21-2019 , 10:34 PM

#2866

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

As I was looking through some tournament schedules I had a horrible revelation.. I really need to kill myself.

In October I can play in a lot of "Seniors" events...

03-21-2019 , 10:35 PM

#2867

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

A friend of mine was (still is I think) an xray technician. She brought home an xray of a crack pipe that was stuck up a woman's vagina and made me guess what it was.

03-21-2019 , 10:36 PM

#2868

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,857

ahh yes move up to where they respect your diapers

03-21-2019 , 10:37 PM

#2869

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

When did so many places get casinos?

KC has a crap ton?

03-21-2019 , 10:37 PM

#2870

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,857

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

A friend of mine was (still is I think) an xray technician. She brought home an xray of a crack pipe that was stuck up a woman's vagina and made me guess what it was.

Then u wrapped your dongy in tin foil and suggested a cosplay