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03-14-2019 , 08:55 PM
03-14-2019 , 08:59 PM
Beans on toast is disgusting as ****
03-14-2019 , 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Beans on toast is the second nut low.

Beans on warm bread is the nut low.
hey, mongo, wats new?


Found out today I gotta drop like 1,200 on new tires , tune-up, alignment etc
03-14-2019 , 09:03 PM
tell us about that maniesmaker live tourney same table
03-14-2019 , 09:08 PM
for me the most haunting episode of magnum pi was the one where magnum was swimming in the ocean and he got caught in a current and had to swim out there all day before rick and tc got the helicopter up in the air to look for him.

like doubly haunting because obviously you should never swim in the ocean for any reason, but also a hauntingly strong friendship.
03-14-2019 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
then START ACTING LIKE IT
Okay, you got it CHIEF.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
do you guys really want to know what day it is today?
Spoiler:
****in michael caine's birthday, i already told you

If you say Michael Caine with a British accent it sounds like "My Cocaine".

For reals. Try it out.

I mean, try saying it. Don't try cocaine, obv.
03-14-2019 , 09:15 PM
I love cocaine. fuluck knows this.
03-14-2019 , 09:21 PM
if i'm putting on a fake english accent, it's always michael caine
03-14-2019 , 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
for me the most haunting episode of magnum pi was the one where magnum was lol'ed here swimming in the ocean and he got caught in a current and had to swim out there all day before rick and tc got the helicopter up in the air to look for him.

like doubly haunting because obviously you should never swim in the ocean for any reason, but also a hauntingly strong friendship.
dat phraseology
03-14-2019 , 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
this is what an advertisement for a knit beanie looks like in 2019

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_3r9jDQ7z/
When I see that post the first thing I notice is
Spoiler:
she may not be in compliance with 16 C.F.R. Part 255.







03-14-2019 , 09:36 PM
I am dying
03-14-2019 , 10:11 PM
good signing

Air Force produce some solid pros
03-14-2019 , 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
I used to tell my friend 2+2 was ****. Then I started lurking and listening to that pokercast, then I signed up. I didn't have much going on in my life back then.
i used to listen to mike and Adam all the time... they are good podcasters.

i was there when fulltilt went down and all
03-14-2019 , 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
Seriously, that is actually quite mean. You're officially out of the grid.
dabs has spoken ufm8 is banned from omg
03-14-2019 , 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
I'm watching GOT for the first time really, these past few days. I'm just starting season 3

JJ, where u at boyee?

I'm diggin' it for the most part
wot? you best hurry up! last season starts in April!
03-14-2019 , 10:30 PM
Damnit that was quick
03-14-2019 , 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Got a crush on the blossoming Arya

ship them full perv bona fides
sansa >>>>>>> arya

red heads bro.
03-14-2019 , 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
not gunna lie i like this one
03-14-2019 , 10:34 PM
ok so no dreams today. but I woke up to a text from my lady friend say some **** about babysitting a dog tonight.

i need a shave and a new lady friend.

also my back is killing me I move it hurts

also also I said I wouldn't drink this weekend. KILL ME NOW
03-14-2019 , 10:34 PM
also dabs. i'm thinking fo getting a controller and playing rocket league? thoughts?
03-14-2019 , 10:48 PM
Play Cocket league instead it's a pornhub exclusive
03-14-2019 , 11:03 PM

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 03-14-2019 at 11:03 PM. Reason: i was there man!
03-14-2019 , 11:12 PM
test
03-15-2019 , 12:00 AM
baguette

      
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