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i don't want to minimize 1300 deaths and a global pandemic emergency that is very real but mariewana is already naked before 10pm so there is still good in this world

07-17-2019 , 09:53 PM

#6802

ScreaminAsian

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tigers are 1 win ahead of the baldimer oreos in the race for not the worst team in baseball

07-17-2019 , 10:19 PM

#6803

All-inMcLovin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Those fun bags are built for comfort!

You motor boatin' son of a gun! You old sailor you!

07-17-2019 , 11:02 PM

#6804

LuckyLuke01

veteran

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i like the new forum i can swears on it

07-17-2019 , 11:09 PM

#6805

ScreaminAsian

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and the like button is great. i overuse it but who cares. more love in the world

john lennon and yoko used to get jacked on heroin and call random numbers on the phone to tell people they love them.

07-17-2019 , 11:22 PM

#6806

All-inMcLovin

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ScreaminAsian,

Spoiler:

07-17-2019 , 11:41 PM

#6807

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i love

my webcam harem > you guys > family > friends > other

07-17-2019 , 11:41 PM

#6808

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,886

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

and the like button is great. i overuse it but who cares. more love in the world

john lennon and yoko used to get jacked on heroin and call random numbers on the phone to tell people they love them.

You ever seen this documentary? it is sooo good

part 2 should be available, too, I'd hope

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5a4dyg

07-18-2019 , 12:15 AM

#6809

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i like when the drugged-out stalker shows up and john just tells him, "i didn't write those songs about you. how could i? i don't know you. they're just nonsense words i put together that i thought sound nice. you want a sandwich? you hungry?"

07-18-2019 , 12:37 AM

#6810

gregorio

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I remember when John Lennon

Spoiler:

and it was front page news and I was confused because my friend John Lennon was still at school that day.

07-18-2019 , 12:41 AM

#6811

ScreaminAsian

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close call

07-18-2019 , 12:45 AM

#6812

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i don't want to minimize 1300 deaths and a global pandemic emergency that is very real ...

I take solace in knowing we have a very stable genius at the helm to guide us through this.

07-18-2019 , 12:48 AM

#6813

Schlitz mmmm

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hey, buster

good to see u itt

07-18-2019 , 01:36 AM

#6814

Schlitz mmmm

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Next time I'm flirtatious with a woman lol and she asks me via sext, "What are you wearing?"

I'm gonna say, "Socks and a ski mask."

07-18-2019 , 01:43 AM

#6815

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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yikes

07-18-2019 , 01:49 AM

#6816

Schlitz mmmm

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lol

07-18-2019 , 01:57 AM

#6817

gregorio

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The sexting was coming from inside the house

Last edited by gregorio; 07-18-2019 at 02:03 AM.

07-18-2019 , 02:02 AM

#6818

All-inMcLovin

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I would go with:

"My robe and wizard hat, with nothing on underneath".

To paint a picture with my words.

07-18-2019 , 02:22 AM

#6819

ScreaminAsian

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if a flirtatious lady ever asks me what i'm wearing i'd say, "please transfer me to a more professional QVC operator, there are fewer than 100 items left and i need to act now"

07-18-2019 , 02:34 AM

#6820

All-inMcLovin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

if a flirtatious lady ever asks me what i'm wearing i'd say, "please transfer me to a more professional QVC operator, there are fewer than 100 items left and i need to act now"

lolol