Couldn't you just move?

Oh damn, you said the b-word. Now DHS is gonna be involved. Hide your fertilizer.

i'm just asking... am going to have to bury this skunk?

why you didn't do this in the first place...

as soon as i saw it i googled "how to dispose of dead animal on my property and the name of my city" and it took me to my city's webpage and it said i could do 2 things: call the sanitation dept and they'll pick it up or put it in the trash can and they'll pick it up with the regular trash.

now you're telling me i should have buried the skunk saturday? where were you saturday? i'm here wednesday night and the skunk is in my trash can on top of my weekly trash at the end of my driveway right now and there are flies everywhere. and the next trash day isn't until tuesday morning. give me some thursday advice, you're supposedly in the future

i don't have your outback sensibilities, luke. i'm an urban elite. i shouldn't have to be dealing with this in any way and everyone agrees.

should i bury it now? is that what you're saying? bury it drunk?

Neighbor's security cam footage of SA's mailbox

Graciexxo

https://twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status...69911299842048

I guess I really don't know anything about skunks and how badly they smell, so this may be a dumb question, but why don't you just pick it up with a shovel and then launch it somewhere else? Or bury it..

Whoops, I see I'm very late to the party, as usual..

lol like this flys in a pc world. pretty much rape isn't it?

Burn down the house for insurance money (obviously impossible to sell in it's current condition) and move to a new city.

I had an animal get hit about 50 ft from the end of my driveway. It wasn't even a skunk (groundhog maybe?) but it smelled terrible. Sanitation people eventually got to it.

#Skunkgate2019 is still cracking me up.

Keep the posts coming SA!

I want details play by play if you have to berry the skunk.

also, my dad just dropped my dad off at the airport. 3 weeks in England for him. he's got the flu though.

so it's good to not have him breathing on me for a change.

Luke there was another lady spreader on my way home from a concert last night. This time on a bus. Taking up 4(!) seats. Sitting in 1.5, bag in .5 then she was next to the handicap seats that face perpendicular to her seats and she had her feet across 2 of them! I sat where her feet had been prior to me interrupting her but she kept her feet on the 3rd seat even after I sat down!

Otoh a man was passive aggressively sitting on the aisle seat while the window seat next to him was open.

I rate this commute 1.5 lady spreads and 0.5 man spreads.

Oh yeah the lady spreader was also watching something on her phone at full volume w/o headphones which is a whole other thing but no less annoying.

That would have been interesting.

I hate people who ride the bus and talk for a long time on the phone.

No one wants to ****ing hear half of your nonsense convo. Hang up the phone and have some ****ing manners you marvelous misfit muppet.

If you must answer your phone keep it under 30 seconds.

John Wick 3 was pretty dope. It's about a white male that goes on a killing rampage so I guess most of you won't be seeing it.

How do you have a driveway in DC? Do you live way out in the sticks?

Tell us more about this woman.

I wasn't always an east coast elitist who doesn't have a driveway fuluck.

The nicest thing I can say about the woman on the bus is that she's the type of person who makes one rethink their dedication to public mass transit.

you know, **** those garbage men anyway, THEY'RE the pussies. they're losing MY respect. i'm gonna stop using trash bags from now on i think. everything's just going straight into the can.