Mad lad

You don't take **** from anybody.

wp.

Glad you finally got rid of the skunk

clearly, you have too much time on your hands

sorry too busy streaming to notice

oh it's still out there. i called again today and they said they'd get it within 12 hours but lol my garbage men don't respect me and this is what happens when your garbage men don't respect you.

i'm thinking about buying a larger trash can and putting this trash can in the larger trash can and wheeling it to the church a couple blocks away in the middle of the night and if they have a dumpster, throw both trash cans in the dumpster and then i guess buy a third trash can for regular use

what do you do when the chain of command at your local sanitation department is utterly broken?

i think the only thing to do at this point is to buy 2 more garbage cans, wheel the bad one over to the dumpster, light the dumpster on fire, then burn down the church so i can feel that rush again

the cloud of flies surrounding it the last 2 days have gotten so thick it literally looks like the garbage can is smoldering. so at this point i'm afraid to even get near it tbh, and believe me it smells worse than it ever has.

so i think the next step, honestly, is to get one of those extra large industrial thickness garbage bags and cover the whole top of the garbage can. from there, i'm not sure yet but i'm open to suggestions. this could happen to anybody itt. this is one of the worst things that's ever happened to me. it's worse than if a close family member died. because if a close family member really died i'd get money, i'd probably get a lot of money because there aren't many left. this, is like, it's costing me money 100% and it's ruining my driveway/mailbox experience. best case scenerio is they pick it up tomorrow morning even though all signs point to them not doing it because they've refused multiple times already, this is known. and even in a best case scenario i have to dispose of and replace the garbage can and shovel, neither of which i can use the car for because that's a rookie mistake. i tried "don't leave your house" which is my #1 go-to strategy for all things in life, and it just rotted out there and started smelling worse. what kind of sick punishment is this? why am i being punished?

obviously the worst case scenario here is a piece of the rotting skunk somehow gets on me and touches me. and then i rub it all over my face and pieces of it get into my mouth and nose and i taste the thing close up for the next several months. and any action i can make beyond DLYH increases the probability of that happening to a level that personally terrifies me.

all suggestions are welcome

ok ok. so i cover the top with an ultra thick large trash bag. maybe 3 or 4 of them. then i get some bungee cords and seal it shut real tight. then i move the sealed can into a larger trash can, and wheel it at night to a dumpster nearby which i will have to stake out beforehand. but i have to do it right away because i'm basically creating a co2 bomb that if left unattended will explode rotting skunk AND my normal weekly trash through the top like a cannon. this is a serious post