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The common cold is a virus. You could take a pound of zitmax and receive no benefit for your condition, but every single bacterium in your body would go kaput.

01-21-2019 , 05:03 PM

#754

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

In truth, I trust my immune system to do its job, so I don't take anything.

01-21-2019 , 05:04 PM

#755

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

With rhinovirus you are absolutely making the right call.

01-21-2019 , 05:13 PM

#756

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

why can't you spell well?

hey buddy I don't question your ****ty life choices.

01-21-2019 , 05:26 PM

#757

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

that's because I'm not making them.

01-21-2019 , 05:33 PM

#758

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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I AM THE DOGMA. I AM THE MASTER.

01-21-2019 , 05:36 PM

#759

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

the way i see it, a plane goes up into the sky almost every time, but once it's up there, it has only 2 options: land safely or crash. now that's a 50/50 chance, and i don't like those odds

01-21-2019 , 05:38 PM

#760

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Those are the same odds you gave the Taliban before dismantling their whole operation.

Look at how it worked out for them.

01-21-2019 , 05:43 PM

#761

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Well now I don't feel quite so bad about the odds.

01-21-2019 , 07:01 PM

#762

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,850

lol someone bump SA's spoof marine thread

01-21-2019 , 08:24 PM

#763

ScreaminAsian

For President

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01-21-2019 , 08:25 PM

#764

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 08:25 PM

#765

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 08:26 PM

#766

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 08:26 PM

#767

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 08:28 PM

#768

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 08:30 PM

#769

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol someone bump SA's spoof marine thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

I got my first real M-16
Got it free at the armory
Shot the enemy 'til my fingers bled
Was the summer of two thousand nine

Me and some guys from school
Joined the army and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit, Jody got a purple heart
I should've known we'd never get far

Oh, when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Yeah, I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you've got a job to do
Spent my evenings doing missions at the refugee camp
And that's when I met you, yeah

Burnin' down your mama's small business
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of two thousand nine, oh

Man, we were killin' the enemy, we were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

Yeah

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I shoot that old M-16
I think about you, wonder what went wrong

Burnin' up your aunt's neighbor's house
You told me that it'd last forever
Oh, and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of two thousand nine, oh
It was the summer of two thousand nine, oh, yeah
Me and my baby in two thousand nine, oh
It was the summer, the summer, the summer of two thousand nine, yeah

01-21-2019 , 09:48 PM

#770

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 09:49 PM

#771

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 09:51 PM

#772

ScreaminAsian

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01-21-2019 , 10:47 PM

#773

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,850

She's got a polished brass casing, she never let me down.
But you're the one that always turns me on and keep me firing rounds.
I know her aim was true, but it's so damn easy spillin' Taliban blood with you.

I got my mind made up, I need to feel your touch trigger!