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So I was playing some 20 cent nl on global poker. This dude starts talking ****. I say hu4rollz muttafooka. He says nah man you're full of ****. So I sit down at a 2/4 table. And that guy sits down. ****. So we play a hand. I turn trips and he bluffs into me and I call down and win 50 bucks and quit him because I'm a ***** and I don't want to lose 400 dollars.

07-03-2018 , 03:49 AM

#2427

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm figuring that by not changing for so long I'm just saving up all my energy for future change

07-03-2018 , 03:49 AM

#2428

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I mean what world am I living in where that would actually happen.

07-03-2018 , 03:50 AM

#2429

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I was at taco bell and I told the girl to keep the change but she gave it to me anyways. Wtf am I gonna do with 7 cents.

07-03-2018 , 03:50 AM

#2430

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Beautiful.

07-03-2018 , 04:01 AM

#2431

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I'm figuring that by not changing for so long I'm just saving up all my energy for future change

lol u silly

07-03-2018 , 04:14 AM

#2432

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,361

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

wat should I do for my 10,00th post??!

it'll prolly just be droppin' some serious low-content hot-take in a World Cup thread, but you never, never know

Do an AMA Winning an 8-game MLB parlay thread.

07-03-2018 , 04:47 AM

#2433

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

lol

funny u say that... I just locked-in an 8-teamer in for later today.. ill go retrieve the picks

07-03-2018 , 04:53 AM

#2434

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

mariners, cubs, yankees, reds, phillies

over 9.5 yankees/ braves game
over 12 rockies/ giants game
over 7.5 arizona/ st louie game

07-03-2018 , 05:29 AM

#2435

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

thaanks schlitz i would be really happy to tell you about if i do something great.
not today though.

just get drunk and do an AMA thats what i do...

07-03-2018 , 05:30 AM

#2436

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

wat should I do for my 10,00th post??!

it'll prolly just be droppin' some serious low-content hot-take in a World Cup thread, but you never, never know

do some good!

i wasted my 3k on an old kevroc thread.

07-03-2018 , 05:30 AM

#2437

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I dont know just do whatever you feel like thanks for being nice though, most people arent. ill post some pictures tommorrow i guess

everyone is nice....when nobody goes here

07-03-2018 , 05:32 AM

#2438

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

mariners, cubs, yankees, reds, phillies

over 9.5 yankees/ braves game
over 12 rockies/ giants game
over 7.5 arizona/ st louie game

please win... i want to see the wiminz and the money in the 10k thread... after buying my jersey i am warming up to base ball quite a bit.

07-03-2018 , 05:54 AM

#2439

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Beautiful.

And then we flopped set over set in the 20nl game.

I had the higher set, of course.

07-03-2018 , 05:54 AM

#2440

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

dodgers r ur team again, right?

07-03-2018 , 05:54 AM

#2441

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Luke do you watch cricket

07-03-2018 , 08:01 AM

#2442

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

ugh I stayed up all night and now I'm gonna stay up until 8 or 9 I think

07-03-2018 , 08:12 AM

#2443

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

lol ive been up all night too

gonna watch some soccer now!

07-03-2018 , 08:54 AM

#2444

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,361

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol ive been up all night too

gonna watch some soccer now!

well that should help with the sleeping.

07-03-2018 , 09:01 AM

#2445

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Yeah if i turn on soccer Imma pass right the **** out

07-03-2018 , 09:59 AM

#2446

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

pounding sodas

07-03-2018 , 10:08 AM

#2447

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

wow hardcore bro

07-03-2018 , 10:09 AM

#2448

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

I haven't even been up for 24 hours heh

07-03-2018 , 10:12 AM

#2449

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

lol hardcore

im too old and at heart-attack risk for anything stronger

07-03-2018 , 10:12 AM

#2450

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

a ****in energy drink might be all she wrote

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