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04-08-2018 , 02:15 AM

#151

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I’m refusing to have sex and watch porn

04-08-2018 , 02:22 AM

#152

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

doesn't rule out: https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/982860658495643652

04-08-2018 , 02:24 AM

#153

ScreaminAsian

For President

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04-08-2018 , 03:54 AM

#154

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

here’s a joke you can use daz: so i was in afghanistan and we found out this local guy was radioing troop movements to the taliban so one day, it was like 130F, i walked him out like 20 minutes off the road just me and him, and he was complaining like, “**** man, it’s so ****in hot” and i was just like, “why are YOU complaining? I’M the one who has to walk all the way back to the truck”

idk maybe you had to be there

04-08-2018 , 04:51 AM

#155

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That's a good joke, but yeah, I don't think it would work with my audience. Mainly because you are my audience, and you just said the joke.

04-08-2018 , 04:55 AM

#156

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's a good joke, but yeah, I don't think it would work with my audience. Mainly because you are my audience, and you just said the joke.

idk maybe you had to be there

04-08-2018 , 05:17 AM

#157

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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This one is for Kristy

Spoiler:

04-08-2018 , 05:23 AM

#158

Da33le

leader of the normals

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I'm sure she'd love it.

04-08-2018 , 06:03 AM

#159

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Here's a joke. An oldy but a goody.

A wife and husband are sitting on the couch. He looks over at her and says "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She thinks for a second and replies "You have a bigger penis than your brother".

04-08-2018 , 06:05 AM

#160

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, why didn't you duck?

Spoiler:

04-08-2018 , 06:30 AM

#161

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Old memories are haunting me

04-08-2018 , 10:35 AM

#162

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Holy heck, Gwyneth Paltrow was really stunning in the 90s.

04-08-2018 , 10:36 AM

#163

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Or atleast, in the film Emma.

04-08-2018 , 11:51 AM

#164

Da33le

leader of the normals

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No, but I might have to.

04-08-2018 , 12:14 PM

#165

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Oh, I don't do the football.

04-08-2018 , 02:24 PM

#166

forum ferret

grinder

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Some guy just told me he wanted to felch me

04-08-2018 , 02:25 PM

#167

forum ferret

grinder

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no one owns a direct kick

04-08-2018 , 02:26 PM

#168

forum ferret

grinder

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if you direct kick and you're not a farmer you're a coward

04-08-2018 , 03:42 PM

#169

forum ferret

grinder

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the you that you were yesterday is a different person today becuase you're now in the future but it's also the present and will soon be the past

04-08-2018 , 03:43 PM

#170

forum ferret

grinder

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I've been doing a whole lot of rebuying today and very little cashing

04-08-2018 , 04:02 PM

#171

Da33le

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Listen, I know tv channels like quiz shows because they're cheap, and I enjoy them too, but the main reason I watch tv is to look at beautiful people, so I think they need to make more of an effort to have attractive contestants. At least one or two per show, so I can root for them.

04-08-2018 , 04:21 PM

#172

forum ferret

grinder

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will beautiful people ever catch a break in this world?

04-08-2018 , 04:23 PM

#173

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Listen, I know tv channels like reality shows because they're cheap, and I really don't enjoy them even with beautiful people. The main reason I watch tv is to watch quality TV, so I think they need to make more of an effort to have quality TV. At least one or two shows per channel, so I can actually watch them without wanting to kill myself.

fyp

04-08-2018 , 04:50 PM

#174

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Sure quality tv would be great, but imo you can't beat a good quiz show for when you're in the mood to half watch tv, half look at your phone, and also 100% zone out on everything.