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Old 04-08-2018, 02:15 AM   #151
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I’m refusing to have sex and watch porn
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:22 AM   #152
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doesn't rule out: https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/982860658495643652
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:24 AM   #153
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Old 04-08-2018, 03:54 AM   #154
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here’s a joke you can use daz: so i was in afghanistan and we found out this local guy was radioing troop movements to the taliban so one day, it was like 130F, i walked him out like 20 minutes off the road just me and him, and he was complaining like, “**** man, it’s so ****in hot” and i was just like, “why are YOU complaining? I’M the one who has to walk all the way back to the truck”

idk maybe you had to be there
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:51 AM   #155
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That's a good joke, but yeah, I don't think it would work with my audience. Mainly because you are my audience, and you just said the joke.
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:55 AM   #156
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That's a good joke, but yeah, I don't think it would work with my audience. Mainly because you are my audience, and you just said the joke.
idk maybe you had to be there
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Old 04-08-2018, 05:17 AM   #157
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This one is for Kristy

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Old 04-08-2018, 05:23 AM   #158
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I'm sure she'd love it.
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Old 04-08-2018, 06:03 AM   #159
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Here's a joke. An oldy but a goody.

A wife and husband are sitting on the couch. He looks over at her and says "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

She thinks for a second and replies "You have a bigger penis than your brother".
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Old 04-08-2018, 06:05 AM   #160
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, why didn't you duck?
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Old 04-08-2018, 06:30 AM   #161
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Old memories are haunting me
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:35 AM   #162
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Holy heck, Gwyneth Paltrow was really stunning in the 90s.
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Old 04-08-2018, 10:36 AM   #163
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Or atleast, in the film Emma.
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Old 04-08-2018, 11:51 AM   #164
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No, but I might have to.
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Old 04-08-2018, 12:14 PM   #165
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Oh, I don't do the football.
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:24 PM   #166
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Some guy just told me he wanted to felch me
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:25 PM   #167
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no one owns a direct kick
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Old 04-08-2018, 02:26 PM   #168
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if you direct kick and you're not a farmer you're a coward
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Old 04-08-2018, 03:42 PM   #169
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the you that you were yesterday is a different person today becuase you're now in the future but it's also the present and will soon be the past
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Old 04-08-2018, 03:43 PM   #170
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I've been doing a whole lot of rebuying today and very little cashing
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:02 PM   #171
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Listen, I know tv channels like quiz shows because they're cheap, and I enjoy them too, but the main reason I watch tv is to look at beautiful people, so I think they need to make more of an effort to have attractive contestants. At least one or two per show, so I can root for them.
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:21 PM   #172
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will beautiful people ever catch a break in this world?
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:23 PM   #173
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Listen, I know tv channels like reality shows because they're cheap, and I really don't enjoy them even with beautiful people. The main reason I watch tv is to watch quality TV, so I think they need to make more of an effort to have quality TV. At least one or two shows per channel, so I can actually watch them without wanting to kill myself.
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:50 PM   #174
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Sure quality tv would be great, but imo you can't beat a good quiz show for when you're in the mood to half watch tv, half look at your phone, and also 100% zone out on everything.
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Old 04-08-2018, 04:52 PM   #175
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will beautiful people ever catch a break in this world?
I always like to see beautiful people do well, they deserve it because they give us uggos something to wish for.
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