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Old 04-07-2018, 03:04 AM   #126
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:15 AM   #127
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The mark of a successful boys' weekend is seeing vomit with a partially digested meatball right in the center.
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:24 AM   #128
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replace "vomit" with "a bed covered with money" and "partially digested meatball" with "naked lady"
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:49 AM   #129
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Daz, why is changing your gearbox almost punishable by death?
In general, or in F1?
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:16 AM   #130
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everything has a place. it's where you put it. it's where you know where it is... if i ask you where you vacume cleaner is in your house, you can instantly tell me...

what i don't understand have a problem with this this bull**** " there is **** everywhere" mind set. WHY MUST the counter tops in the kitchen have 0 ON THEM. no one thing. i'm ****ing supersized the kettle is allowed to stay on it.

if i put the chopping bored next to the kettle it's there for a reason because A) i know where the ****er is next time i use it and B) i use it a lot so it's on hand. Same with the dish soap.

it's not in the ****ing way it's there because i use it..ALL THE ****ING TIME... but no... it's looks like a " meth house" and must be put away... out of site out of mind right?

i can not have another 5 days of this bull**** " looking for **** to do to tick of a list." the hole house need needs to be bashed down and rebuilt... but this " oh i'll just mop the floors and tart it up a bit" is just bull****. either don't do it.. or bash the house down... don't try force this turd polishing on me man!

/ end rant.


i feel a little better now
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:20 AM   #131
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So on the one hand, you accept that everything has a place. But you're upset that your family like everything to be put back in its place. Am I understanding that correctly?

At the end of the day, your dad decides where everything belongs, so why not just remember where it belongs, doesn't seem too tricky.
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:21 AM   #132
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Also, what are you, a Neanderthal? Chopping boards live next to the toaster.
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:26 AM   #133
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Daz nailed it.
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Old 04-07-2018, 04:34 AM   #134
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Luke is an Australiapithecus ldo

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Old 04-07-2018, 05:09 AM   #135
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In general, or in F1?
In general I think you're allowed to change your gear box, but in F1 they get really mad.

Luke, if you just kept a bottle of dish soap down your pants like one is supposed to, you'd always know where it is and it would never be in the way.
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:38 AM   #136
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I want to be a F1 pilot
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:47 AM   #137
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I think it all started because they wanted to seem like they were reducing costs and to cut down on being wasteful. I mean, in the old days they'd practically get a new engine and grear box every race. I do agree that they've gone a bit too far in the other direction now though. This season for example, they only have three engines for the whole year. That's 7 races per engine, which when you think that a "race" includes three practice sessions, qually, and the race, that's a lot. It's not even as if it's that wasteful. You can recycle metal.. If they want to seem less wasteful and carbon friendly, they should move towards more hybrid, and maybe fix the calendar and improve transportation between events.
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Old 04-07-2018, 01:33 PM   #138
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Wait, so if I get in three crashes in the first three races and destroy my engine each time, I have to race without an engine for the rest of the season?

I just got really confused when I read the following and it was like F1 spoke a different language than any I've learned
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Lewis Hamilton faces a huge challenge to close Sebastian Vettel’s early lead in the world championship standings after receiving a five-place grid penalty due to a gearbox change the team had to institute after a hydraulics leak at the first round in Australia.

A software error cost Hamilton a probable win in Melbourne as the Ferrari driver established a seven-point advantage with victory. After the race Mercedes admitted the British driver suffered a hydraulics leak, adding that he was fortunate to finish the race, let alone in second place.
He lost the race because of software? Do they do F1 on Nintendo now? At least I know what a grid penalty is.
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Old 04-07-2018, 02:58 PM   #139
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To clarify, you can use as many engines as you please, but after three engines they start giving you hefty grid penalties. With gearboxes I'm not 100% sure, but I believe each gearbox has to go 6 races. So because his first gearbox only went one race, he gets the penalty.

Basically, because of these rules about how long things have to last, and also the fuel flow limit, the engines are very rarely used to their max ability (especially if you're mercedes) so he was driving at a pace that was safe for him to win, but also easy on the engine. Problem for him was a virtual saftey car happened, which worked out badly.
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:00 PM   #140
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As for the software part, they have software to calculate the gaps between each driver, and how long a pit stop takes etc etc, and that software told them that Seb would leave the pits behind. However, it didn't account for the fact that VSC rules don't apply on the entrance and exit of the pits, so Seb saved a few seconds and manage to get out ahead.
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Old 04-07-2018, 03:32 PM   #141
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Okay, that makes some more sense.
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Old 04-07-2018, 05:23 PM   #142
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Old 04-07-2018, 06:31 PM   #143
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Speaking of jokes, why don't people like my jokes. Is it because I'm not funny, or people just don't get them.
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:07 PM   #144
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Knock knock
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Old 04-07-2018, 07:57 PM   #145
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Speaking of jokes, why don't people like my jokes. Is it because I'm not funny, or people just don't get them.
Everytime I hang out with a girl, they says Im boring
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:44 PM   #146
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Knock knock
who's there? lol
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Old 04-07-2018, 08:53 PM   #147
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Old 04-07-2018, 09:37 PM   #149
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Old 04-07-2018, 11:45 PM   #150
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Luke, if you just kept a bottle of dish soap down your pants like one is supposed to, you'd always know where it is and it would never be in the way.
i prefer tape... it's all the rage in aus right now!
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