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05-25-2018 , 05:15 PM

#1451

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

How else could they afford to pay my exorbitant salary?

05-25-2018 , 05:19 PM

#1452

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Doesn't look like anything to me..

05-25-2018 , 10:40 PM

#1453

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i am drunk AMA!

A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

be best

05-25-2018 , 11:04 PM

#1454

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

ok... sooo i was supposed to drive my sister to the train station last night so she could go out drinking with friends... she asked me like 2 weeks ago. I'm cool with it.

so yesterday comes and it like 3:15. ( she needs the ride at 4) so i rush to the gym to a ****ty workout and come back by 4. I shower and i wait for her. 4:30 comes and i get a message. " hey i don't need the ride no more can you come get the car with me tomorrow at 10 with from a friend" I'm semi-mad but i say yes.

it's now 11am the next day and we did not get any car... she has also taken my car.... to go 45 mins out of town to have brunch... there goes my fuel.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 05-25-2018 at 11:05 PM. Reason: can one of you people addopt me into your fam? i'm only small and i don't eat much

05-26-2018 , 12:14 AM

#1455

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

That's like one each bionic man and woman, though probably nobody here is old enough to know what I'm talking about

*raises hand*

05-26-2018 , 02:37 AM

#1456

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

gregorio didn't include inflation.

05-26-2018 , 11:30 AM

#1457

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Just helped my friend dig up his lawn and put a patio down. Was good fun. I think I've earned a pizza tonight!

05-26-2018 , 11:32 AM

#1458

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Clearly your sister likes to go with the flow. I say you either lighten up, or don't agree to any more favours EZPZ

05-26-2018 , 02:54 PM

#1459

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

I saw the F1 thread was bumped in SE. Is there a race this weekend? If so, I predict

Spoiler:

05-26-2018 , 03:03 PM

#1460

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hey, you're half right, he qualified 7th.

05-26-2018 , 03:03 PM

#1461

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

and it's monaco, so he'll probably finish 7th too. Good job!

05-26-2018 , 03:06 PM

#1462

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

RIP

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

rip

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Muddled by J.

Going on 3 weeks without THC, maybe that’s why I hate work so much lately.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I typed murdered, as in Luke is the new 3.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

JmurderedLuke (3)

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Are Brits allowed to work in Australia?

What'd you do there?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

What am I being Petty about, Luke? All I said was Dylan came to my ****hole town and that I preferred Petty.

Petty never played in my town at least as long as I lived there.

But The Godfather himself is from my town, so that's pretty cool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

shoogi is famous for eating but she's actually a really cute little dancer

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

GET WOKE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you would have to get a working visa I assume.

I was an Project Engineer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

official SA takeover thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else
Half of the people can be part right all of the time
Some of the people can be all right part of the time
But all of the people can't be all right all of the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
I said that

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i am drunk AMA!

A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The catsuit makes that whole movie worth it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Holy smokes, I've been working like crazy, long and hard. Working tomorrow too, so just enough time to get a shower and look at a few hot girls on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

What are you guys doing? I see it has been busy in here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Just got back from the gym. really tired right now

05-26-2018 , 03:17 PM

#1463

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

indy 500 tomorrow

05-26-2018 , 03:20 PM

#1464

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-26-2018 , 03:23 PM

#1465

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-26-2018 , 03:24 PM

#1466

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

In die five hundred too morrow.

05-26-2018 , 03:26 PM

#1467

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-26-2018 , 03:58 PM

#1468

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

pink haussss

05-26-2018 , 04:03 PM

#1469

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

and it's monaco, so he'll probably finish 7th too. Good job!

I originally wrote 5th, but then that seemed a little ambitious. i should probably start selling my F1 picks

05-26-2018 , 04:06 PM

#1470

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-26-2018 , 05:30 PM

#1471

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I mean, he's known as A7onso for a reason, so don't be that impressed with yourself

05-26-2018 , 06:28 PM

#1472

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

oic https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/co...d_13th_in_the/

05-26-2018 , 09:42 PM

#1473

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Clearly your sister likes to go with the flow. I say you either lighten up, or don't agree to any more favours EZPZ

i can not remember if i was drunk when i wrote that...

all i know is I'm sober now and my head hurts.

05-27-2018 , 05:27 AM

#1474

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

oic https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/co...d_13th_in_the/

I know you're not an F1 guy, maybe not even a reddit guy, so you weren't to know

I'm looking forward to watching this one. Monaco is almost always boring, but I have a funny feeling we're going to see some crashes today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i can not remember if i was drunk when i wrote that...

all i know is I'm sober now and my head hurts.

Because of tv shows like GoTs, and these silly porn videos I've heard so much about, I can't see people talking about their siblings without it seeming incestuous. So yeah, just so you know, whenever you mention your sister I assume it's because you're sexually attracted to her