Hellomg.

ok.

so i just got a call for a job in Sydney... in live in Perth as you know...

person wanted me to fly to Sydney for a job interview at 9am on Thursday.

it's a sign from the universe that you should stop looking for jobs and live in your dad's house forever

sounds like they are going to human traffic you.

i really want to be friends with you... but sometimes you make it hard.


today i cleaned my room top to toe. ( no more dust for like 2 hours)

put together a new office chair so my back doesn't hurt ( it does anyway)

and get told on Plenty of fish I can have my dick sucked for 50 bucks. I proceeded to ask for 40 but it was 50 firm. I tried to negotiate some other sexy stuff in there but it was no dice.

oh well, easy come easy go.

decided not to take syd job. whats the point of flying over there just to get told " sorry you don't have the job" my sister siad. " just turn it into a holiday" yeah like i got money to spend in the most expensive city in the world... i think it was a sign though as i found my Packers jersey was torn(don't worry i have back ups) the other day and my sis got it from syd so.

fly over for a job interview = job?

it was just for an interview it's not 100% man

plus i'm like 40% on relocating. plus syd is MAD exp also.

you wrote "decided not to take syd job", hence the confusion.

Also lol Dockers

I really want people to leave me alone.

Except for the people who want to chat without actually wanting something.

I want your body.

That definitely counts as a leave me alone!

No offense

I want a 5-page report by tomorrow morning

Sorry, my mum did all of my school essays for me, so I'm not much of a writer! Since it's you though, I'd be willing to try. What should my report be on..?

I know nobody cares, but **** you I'm going to say it anyway. 1TL just posted a picture on the internet, and it literally made my heart skip a beat and butterflies in my stomach at the same time.

Brexit economic impact on IoM; or Top 10 Rachel Riley gifs

You got it!

this is what a negative attitude looks like

howdy friendo

Grabatologist?
Yeah, you can grab my tologist

https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/s...73935280504833