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Old 05-16-2018, 02:47 AM   #1226
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Old 05-16-2018, 02:48 AM   #1227
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:43 AM   #1228
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to wiskiis basement....

i would.. but i'd be in the background with a drinks try
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:44 AM   #1229
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i've decided i'm going to start being a more positive person. i have HEAPS of motivation today and engery.

this is great! i'm gunna be KILLING IT!
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:45 PM   #1230
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He is bound to disappoint us, just like he did to her.
The only thing that disappointed her was that I had to leave...less than $200 in her hand when I paid her to leave

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At least he had the chance to disappoint her. That's more than some of us get.
wisskers especially!

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Iím sure you disappointed many women by not even approaching them you Manxy bastard
Aw **** this is a sick compliment, Dabs you are sexy af

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Newest pussy in my life...
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Shlitz youíre close enough to come for poker night, maybe Iíll send you an invite and you can enjoy the kitten.
You're gonna talk about me disappointing women when you bought THESE cheap ****ing chairs for poker night?! What're you trying to do, make your opponents so uncomfortable they dump their chips quicker?

ANYWAY what story am I telling now
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:53 PM   #1231
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I think it was something about your bowling league
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:54 PM   #1232
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Back when I was 20 I went to treatment for the first time after waking up, in a nice suit, soaked in piss. The funny part was that I had told myself I was only going to have one drink but I ended up drinking the front and back bar out of Rumple Minze, lit a cigarette in the bar (verboten!) and got 86'd. So, I wake up in my own piss and decide enough's enough and get into treatment. Fast-forward a couple of months and I'm ready to get my dick wet.

Big ****ing mistake.

I meet this girl named Emily who's bat-**** ****ing crazy. She was seeing some other dude at the time but eventually she decided she wanted to try and ruin my life instead. This started in March, by April we're sleeping together nightly, and by May my parents are like "what the **** are you doing with this insane broad?" LOT'S OF TERRIBLE SEXUAL THINGS THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT.

Enough backstory: She had also been sober, but relapsed July 4th weekend and whined in my ear about wanting to drink for long enough that I caved and bought ****ty 3.2 ABW beer. A week later she got my initials tattooed on the entirety of her inner-forearm. THE WHOLE ****ING THING. I was livid, but very very hungover, and pretty sure I still had some residual oxycodone in my system and the tattoo artist convinced me to get her name tattooed on my ribs in a spot that gets covered by my arm when i'm not raising it up. Then I went and got plastered. Best part is that I knew at the time I was gonna break up with her soon.

Another few months go by, she cheats on me, get's even crazier, I end it obvi and get a big ol' "Void" stamp across the tattoo. <----best part of the story.
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:56 PM   #1233
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tl;dr I got a girls name tattooed on my ribs in a bender, got it covered with a "void" tattoo, and just banged a much sexier girl with the same name whom I will get pictures of for you heathens later.
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Old 05-16-2018, 01:07 PM   #1234
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Back when I was 20 I went to treatment for the first time after waking up, in a nice suit, soaked in piss.
whose piss?
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oh, too bad

Anyway, I also know an Emily. I wonder if it's the same girl.

How much did you weigh back then?

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Old 05-16-2018, 02:10 PM   #1235
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just like daz to ghost you as soon as you answer his question
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:13 PM   #1236
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Yeah I knew it was a drug thing.

And wtf AF I thought you knew how apostrophes work.

Lot's? Are you ****ing kidding me? LOT'S?
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:20 PM   #1237
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IT IS LOTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:22 PM   #1238
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APOSTROPHES ARE USED TO DENOTE POSSESSIONS AND CONTRACTIONS!!!! YOU DON'T USE THEM TO PLURALIZE WORDS!!!!
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:23 PM   #1239
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GAWD AF HOW COULD YOU
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:34 PM   #1240
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Thanks, the fact itís just colored cement
That's racist!
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:12 PM   #1241
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Holy crow, this is literally everything I want. I don't even care about a place to sleep, just give me this with a couch in the corner. Nice work buddy.
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:15 PM   #1242
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Oh wait, there literally are couches in the corner that I didn't spot, and a projector, this guy has it all.
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:22 PM   #1243
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Back when I was 20 I went to treatment for the first time after waking up, in a nice suit, soaked in piss. The funny part was that I had told myself I was only going to have one drink but I ended up drinking the front and back bar out of Rumple Minze, lit a cigarette in the bar (verboten!) and got 86'd. So, I wake up in my own piss and decide enough's enough and get into treatment. Fast-forward a couple of months and I'm ready to get my dick wet.

Big ****ing mistake.

I meet this girl named Emily who's bat-**** ****ing crazy. She was seeing some other dude at the time but eventually she decided she wanted to try and ruin my life instead. This started in March, by April we're sleeping together nightly, and by May my parents are like "what the **** are you doing with this insane broad?" LOT'S OF TERRIBLE SEXUAL THINGS THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT.

Enough backstory: She had also been sober, but relapsed July 4th weekend and whined in my ear about wanting to drink for long enough that I caved and bought ****ty 3.2 ABW beer. A week later she got my initials tattooed on the entirety of her inner-forearm. THE WHOLE ****ING THING. I was livid, but very very hungover, and pretty sure I still had some residual oxycodone in my system and the tattoo artist convinced me to get her name tattooed on my ribs in a spot that gets covered by my arm when i'm not raising it up. Then I went and got plastered. Best part is that I knew at the time I was gonna break up with her soon.

Another few months go by, she cheats on me, get's even crazier, I end it obvi and get a big ol' "Void" stamp across the tattoo. <----best part of the story.
You know, this is a whole lot of you being a total idiot, but you can say you've lived a full life, you probably had a lot of fun along the way, and it makes for a funny story
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:47 PM   #1244
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Everyone is free to come and stay, I have 4 guest beds. And the bar is fully stocked.
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Old 05-16-2018, 06:29 PM   #1245
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Awesome!
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Old 05-16-2018, 07:13 PM   #1246
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Sauce!
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:33 PM   #1247
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The only thing that disappointed her was that I had to leave...less than $200 in her hand when I paid her to leave







wisskers especially!







Aw **** this is a sick compliment, Dabs you are sexy af







10/10 would snuggle







You're gonna talk about me disappointing women when you bought THESE cheap ****ing chairs for poker night?! What're you trying to do, make your opponents so uncomfortable they dump their chips quicker?



ANYWAY what story am I telling now


I paid 10$ for the chairs, not individually combined they cost me 10$... if you want something better bring it with you.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:54 PM   #1248
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:43 PM   #1249
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braves lead the east. Playoff bound, no doubt
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Old 05-17-2018, 12:36 AM   #1250
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braves lead the east. Playoff bound, no doubt
how about them dodgers
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