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No body gives a **** what you’re doing now. We want to read about and see pictures of the hot women whom happen to share the name you so brazenly tattooed on your ribs... and maybe a nice story about them and how the first one convinced you to permanently alter your body as a display of your devotion.

05-15-2018 , 02:24 PM

#1202

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

FINE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO QUOTE MY POST

05-15-2018 , 02:40 PM

#1203

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

FINE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO QUOTE MY POST

I have no decency and am offended at the implication that I do.

They came with an offer... from 93k currently to getting a PE license and taking over the management of 15 people. The initial offer is 108,000, consider me offended, doubly!

05-15-2018 , 02:51 PM

#1204

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA **** that what a bunch of nonsense. Also, will try to produce pictures of the fine lady. And tell stories. Once I get back to my computer.

05-15-2018 , 04:10 PM

#1205

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-15-2018 , 04:27 PM

#1206

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

If my patient were examining my ribs I'd fire him

I had a doctor fire me once. I think I was too proactive about my health at the time.

Then I tried to find a new doctor so I went to a new office and the woman recommended the doctor that fired me.

05-15-2018 , 04:28 PM

#1207

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I want that pizza.

05-15-2018 , 04:28 PM

#1208

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Getting the

ready for this killer story.

05-15-2018 , 04:57 PM

#1209

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

He is bound to disappoint us, just like he did to her.

05-15-2018 , 05:45 PM

#1210

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

At least he had the chance to disappoint her. That's more than some of us get.

05-15-2018 , 06:12 PM

#1211

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I’m sure you disappointed many women by not even approaching them you Manxy bastard

05-15-2018 , 06:17 PM

#1212

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

That's a good joke

05-15-2018 , 07:45 PM

#1213

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Newest pussy in my life...

Spoiler:

05-15-2018 , 09:16 PM

#1214

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

that's cute

05-15-2018 , 09:17 PM

#1215

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

NHL warns Bruins' Marchand to stop licking opponents

The NHL has told Brad Marchand to stop licking opponents or the Boston Bruins forward will face punishment.

Senior vice president of hockey operations Colin Campbell spoke to Marchand and Bruins general manager Don Sweeney on Saturday about Marchand's actions against Tampa Bay a night earlier. Marchand licked Lightning forward Ryan Callahan on the face during Game 4 of their second-round series after appearing to do the same to Toronto's Leo Komarov earlier in the playoffs.

Told that Callahan compared licking to spitting and said it should be penalized accordingly, Marchand said: "That's cute. Good for him."

05-15-2018 , 09:23 PM

#1216

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

kitty kitties

05-15-2018 , 09:35 PM

#1217

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Shlitz you’re close enough to come for poker night, maybe I’ll send you an invite and you can enjoy the kitten.

05-15-2018 , 09:40 PM

#1218

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,364

looking good. I guess we saw it before but floor looks nice.

05-15-2018 , 09:43 PM

#1219

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

looking good. I guess we saw it before but floor looks nice.

Thanks, the fact it’s just colored cement means it’s super durable so the roller chairs don’t leave marks.

05-15-2018 , 09:54 PM

#1220

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

05-15-2018 , 10:52 PM

#1221

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't really do weights. Is that a lot?

it's enough to change my eating habits and lose some of it yes

05-15-2018 , 10:53 PM

#1222

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Shlitz you’re close enough to come for poker night, maybe I’ll send you an invite and you can enjoy the kitten.

no pool table... FOR SHAME!

05-15-2018 , 11:01 PM

#1223

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

no pool table... FOR SHAME!

Sorry it’s not upside Down

05-16-2018 , 02:39 AM

#1224

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Sorry it’s not upside Down

you son of a bish!

nice room man... needs more of a man cave feel though

05-16-2018 , 02:40 AM

#1225

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

so i was scrolling my friends list trying to remember this girl i met at the club like AGES ago.

and i saw an old friend i haven't talked to in ages... last time i saw her i went to there wedding...

just saw she got divorced...

um......

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