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11-28-2018 , 06:43 PM

#8401

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Luke is obviously busy sleeping at this moment

11-28-2018 , 07:57 PM

#8402

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

GET OUTTA YOUR DADS BASEMENT YOU'RE A HEALTHY YOUNG MAN FOR FAWKS SAKE

Well, he's 2 out of three, at most.

11-28-2018 , 08:09 PM

#8403

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Her fb says she was born in June of 2000.

I'd show it to you, but you'd probably judge me because she's not a 9/10, nor does she have any skanky tattoos.

And we didn't hook up. We just made out in my car and she grabbed my dick through my pants.

Giggity.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

fyi 16 is legal in my state

Giggity

You know how I know you're clearly insecure and unattractive?

This event is noteworthy and a rarity in your life to the point where you actually told us about it. Which is uncharacteristic for you.

11-28-2018 , 08:18 PM

#8404

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Oh jeez, and here I was about to brag about making eye contact with a girl the other day and her giving me a half smile.

11-28-2018 , 08:24 PM

#8405

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Keyword was uncharacteristic.

Was she Rachel quality, Dabz?

11-28-2018 , 08:36 PM

#8406

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You know how I know you're clearly insecure and unattractive?

This event is noteworthy and a rarity in your life to the point where you actually told us about it. Which is uncharacteristic for you.

11-28-2018 , 08:39 PM

#8407

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Solid lie but have a good day bb

11-28-2018 , 08:39 PM

#8408

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The idea that you don't think about someone but actively comment on them every chance you get (this goes for both of us, by the way) is BEYOND ******ed.

11-28-2018 , 08:40 PM

#8409

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

God damn is that Hamm attractive though.

11-28-2018 , 08:45 PM

#8410

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I've already deciphered the incoming response:

"Blah blah blah I'm insecure and hate my life, haven't done anything useful, and occasionally when I try to fart it's wet down there."

11-28-2018 , 08:45 PM

#8411

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Just kidding

Spoiler:

11-28-2018 , 08:45 PM

#8412

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Was she Rachel quality, Dabz?

Not many are.

11-28-2018 , 08:50 PM

#8413

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

11-28-2018 , 08:51 PM

#8414

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Not many are.

valid

11-28-2018 , 08:53 PM

#8415

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

fyp

11-28-2018 , 08:58 PM

#8416

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

11-28-2018 , 08:58 PM

#8417

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

stop being racist

11-28-2018 , 09:00 PM

#8418

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Luke is obviously busy sleeping at this moment

nope busy raging cos sister stole all the coffee

11-28-2018 , 09:05 PM

#8419

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Doing things.

I don't think anyone who doesn't have kids understands how much free time they truly have tbh.

yes. and I will never know. not having kids brah

11-28-2018 , 09:10 PM

#8420

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

11-28-2018 , 09:20 PM

#8421

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Yeah must be hard to find the time in between all the fapping and eating and sleeping.

I'm just a fapping eating sleeping ****ting machine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I mean Jesus Christ Luke you're posting this **** at 3 in the afternoon on Wednesday Aussie time.

You're delusional, buddy!

thank you for acknowledging WAST

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

GET OUTTA YOUR DADS BASEMENT YOU'RE A HEALTHY YOUNG MAN FOR FAWKS SAKE

thanks doe the encouragement. i am working on the mental health right now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Luke is obviously busy sleeping at this moment

sorry i don't spend my life on omg like you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Well, he's 2 out of three, at most.

thanks dabs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You know how I know you're clearly insecure and unattractive?

This event is noteworthy and a rarity in your life to the point where you actually told us about it. Which is uncharacteristic for you.

i'm sure he will telll us about his 100k ute soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Oh jeez, and here I was about to brag about making eye contact with a girl the other day and her giving me a half smile.

congrates dabs! keep it up!