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Old 10-11-2018, 08:34 PM   #6601
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if we're apartment neighbors, instead of hanging out in one of our yards we could just hang out in the hallway and have some hotdogs, we probably can't grill, but we could microwave our own individually and bring them out and eat them together.
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:12 PM   #6602
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I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:48 PM   #6603
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if we're apartment neighbors, instead of hanging out in one of our yards we could just hang out in the hallway and have some hotdogs, we probably can't grill, but we could microwave our own individually and bring them out and eat them together.
Perfect. You could probably grill them on dassle's engine in his van though?

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I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.
I would totally knock on your door to borrow some sugar.
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:56 PM   #6604
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Can I have 28.5 point head start?
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:57 PM   #6605
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I have four dining table chairs that I never use too

6 more hours of werk then I have 18 days off. Was supposed to go on a trip with the ex but now I'm forever alone.

Anybody want to get drunk later?
is this a bad time to tell you I have a date tonight?
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:44 PM   #6606
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Make sure you Facebook close the girl
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:29 PM   #6607
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Make sure you Facebook close the girl
who needs facbook when you have her number.


also. who even uses facebook no more? i only use it for the group convos I'm in and afl trade news.

also to promote my photography ****.
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:55 PM   #6608
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I need Facebook cos im deaf and can't call girls

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Old 10-12-2018, 02:44 AM   #6609
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:55 AM   #6610
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I need Facebook cos im deaf and can't call girls
come on peli. we don't mean it like that.


also

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Old 10-12-2018, 05:05 AM   #6611
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My building has 5 apartments, so a whole bunch of you can move in
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:06 AM   #6612
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I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.
You sound like my current neighbours.
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Old 10-12-2018, 05:47 AM   #6613
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is it bad to drink alone at the bar?

asking for a friend who had his date cancel on him
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Old 10-12-2018, 06:50 AM   #6614
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She stood you up?
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Old 10-12-2018, 06:58 AM   #6615
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She stood you up?
Wouldn’t surprise me
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Old 10-12-2018, 09:26 AM   #6616
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Don't be harsh, I imagine it must sting to be stood up.
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:00 AM   #6617
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is it bad to drink alone at the bar?
No.

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She stood you up?
She sat him down alone at the bar.
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Old 10-12-2018, 11:27 AM   #6618
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:14 PM   #6619
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women are in general 20 points smarter than men, that’s why men invented the patriarchy
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:32 PM   #6620
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This guy gets to chang two chicks, but he's so insecure about his intelligence that he can't even enjoy it. Poor guy.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:35 PM   #6621
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If there are any hot, super smart women out there looking to smush it with a dumb dumb, I'm available.
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Old 10-12-2018, 01:55 PM   #6622
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I am having a sleepy day.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:30 PM   #6623
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Ok fine, how about middling attractive and average intelligence.
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:37 PM   #6624
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What about ugly and dumb?
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Old 10-12-2018, 03:40 PM   #6625
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Ok, but that's as low as I can go.
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