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if we're apartment neighbors, instead of hanging out in one of our yards we could just hang out in the hallway and have some hotdogs, we probably can't grill, but we could microwave our own individually and bring them out and eat them together.

10-11-2018 , 09:12 PM

#6602

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.

10-11-2018 , 09:48 PM

#6603

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Perfect. You could probably grill them on dassle's engine in his van though?

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.

I would totally knock on your door to borrow some sugar.

10-11-2018 , 09:56 PM

#6604

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Can I have 28.5 point head start?

10-11-2018 , 09:57 PM

#6605

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I have four dining table chairs that I never use too

6 more hours of werk then I have 18 days off. Was supposed to go on a trip with the ex but now I'm forever alone.

Anybody want to get drunk later?

is this a bad time to tell you I have a date tonight?

10-11-2018 , 10:44 PM

#6606

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Make sure you Facebook close the girl

10-11-2018 , 11:29 PM

#6607

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Make sure you Facebook close the girl

who needs facbook when you have her number.

also. who even uses facebook no more? i only use it for the group convos I'm in and afl trade news.

also to promote my photography ****.

10-11-2018 , 11:55 PM

#6608

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I need Facebook cos im deaf and can't call girls

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 10-11-2018 at 11:55 PM. Reason: Photograph of girl?

10-12-2018 , 02:44 AM

#6609

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

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10-12-2018 , 03:55 AM

#6610

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I need Facebook cos im deaf and can't call girls

come on peli. we don't mean it like that.

also

pics

Spoiler:

10-12-2018 , 05:05 AM

#6611

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

My building has 5 apartments, so a whole bunch of you can move in

10-12-2018 , 05:06 AM

#6612

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't hang out with neighbors. Sorry dabs.

You sound like my current neighbours.

10-12-2018 , 05:47 AM

#6613

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

is it bad to drink alone at the bar?

asking for a friend who had his date cancel on him

10-12-2018 , 06:50 AM

#6614

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

She stood you up?

10-12-2018 , 06:58 AM

#6615

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

She stood you up?

Wouldn’t surprise me

10-12-2018 , 09:26 AM

#6616

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Don't be harsh, I imagine it must sting to be stood up.

10-12-2018 , 11:00 AM

#6617

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

is it bad to drink alone at the bar?

No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

She stood you up?

She sat him down alone at the bar.

10-12-2018 , 11:27 AM

#6618

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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10-12-2018 , 01:14 PM

#6619

ScreaminAsian

For President

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women are in general 20 points smarter than men, that’s why men invented the patriarchy

10-12-2018 , 01:32 PM

#6620

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

This guy gets to chang two chicks, but he's so insecure about his intelligence that he can't even enjoy it. Poor guy.

10-12-2018 , 01:35 PM

#6621

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

If there are any hot, super smart women out there looking to smush it with a dumb dumb, I'm available.

10-12-2018 , 01:55 PM

#6622

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I am having a sleepy day.

10-12-2018 , 03:30 PM

#6623

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok fine, how about middling attractive and average intelligence.

10-12-2018 , 03:37 PM

#6624

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

What about ugly and dumb?

10-12-2018 , 03:40 PM

#6625

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok, but that's as low as I can go.

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