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Old Yesterday, 08:21 PM   #5251
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Re: omg omg omg 162

DAMN MODEST CANADIAN UNI-DICK
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Old Yesterday, 08:53 PM   #5252
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i always wondered why they donít make a genre of porno where ugly awkward guys bang super hot chicks

why do i want to watch a bodybuilder bang a hot chick? heís not a relatable protagonist for the audience.

like take spider-man for example: itís not arnold schwarzenegger gaining superpowers, peter parker is a weedy nerd with zero ability who amazingly somehow does incredible things. thatís why the comic is called the amazing spider-man.
you make a good point man....

it does make everything more believable.
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Old Yesterday, 08:54 PM   #5253
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[interior: science lab]

nerdy scientist: what a long day doing science. glad i can now go home and watch tv and play video games alone. whoops

[knocks multiple test tubes with chemicals onto the ground, puff of smoke envelops him]

nerdy scientist: something is different about me but iím still awkward and relatable to the audience

[its like a sex potion or something. pheromones or something sciencey. and a sexy lady comes on to him in the elevator, or delivers a pizza to his apartment when heís home alone]

i'd fap to that
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Old Yesterday, 09:08 PM   #5254
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Lesbian porn is best to avoid this kind of shenanigans
Normally, this post would have been reported.
The current state of justice in America makes reporting your post a waste of effort
Things which were once considered deviant have been normalized by the screeching orange goblin that is our president.
Don't believe for a second that your post is being disregarded. Notes have been made in your dossier (I even used some green and yellow highlighters for clarification and emphasis when reading the entry). The permanent record, updated, amended and appropriately stamped, has been returned to my "IN" basket. It seems to me that keeping it at hand is likely to be a real time saver. Your propensity for finding yourself afoul of the common codes of conduct of ANY polite, progressive society clearly suggests that refiling then retrieving your records (for some ungodly number of iterations) could consume a disproportionate amount of time. That time could certainly be allocated to more worthwhile projects (like railing witty's mum).
Consider, if you will, that the post has been reported (only at a future, unspecified date).
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Old Today, 01:29 AM   #5255
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I can't respect dumb tattoos.

also the ADD is STRONG in me today... started app at 10:30 it's now 1:30 still not done.
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