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i always wondered why they don’t make a genre of porno where ugly awkward guys bang super hot chicks

why do i want to watch a bodybuilder bang a hot chick? he’s not a relatable protagonist for the audience.

like take spider-man for example: it’s not arnold schwarzenegger gaining superpowers, peter parker is a weedy nerd with zero ability who amazingly somehow does incredible things. that’s why the comic is called the amazing spider-man.

you make a good point man....

it does make everything more believable.

09-19-2018 , 08:54 PM

#5253

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

[interior: science lab]

nerdy scientist: what a long day doing science. glad i can now go home and watch tv and play video games alone. whoops

[knocks multiple test tubes with chemicals onto the ground, puff of smoke envelops him]

nerdy scientist: something is different about me but i’m still awkward and relatable to the audience

[its like a sex potion or something. pheromones or something sciencey. and a sexy lady comes on to him in the elevator, or delivers a pizza to his apartment when he’s home alone]

i'd fap to that

09-19-2018 , 09:08 PM

#5254

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Lesbian porn is best to avoid this kind of shenanigans

Normally, this post would have been reported.
The current state of justice in America makes reporting your post a waste of effort
Things which were once considered deviant have been normalized by the screeching orange goblin that is our president.
Don't believe for a second that your post is being disregarded. Notes have been made in your dossier (I even used some green and yellow highlighters for clarification and emphasis when reading the entry). The permanent record, updated, amended and appropriately stamped, has been returned to my "IN" basket. It seems to me that keeping it at hand is likely to be a real time saver. Your propensity for finding yourself afoul of the common codes of conduct of ANY polite, progressive society clearly suggests that refiling then retrieving your records (for some ungodly number of iterations) could consume a disproportionate amount of time. That time could certainly be allocated to more worthwhile projects (like railing witty's mum).
Consider, if you will, that the post has been reported (only at a future, unspecified date).

09-20-2018 , 01:29 AM

#5255

LuckyLuke01

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I can't respect dumb tattoos.

also the ADD is STRONG in me today... started app at 10:30 it's now 1:30 still not done.

09-20-2018 , 11:59 AM

#5256

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Hello JustJ, thank you for your comment. Everything about me is majestic.

09-20-2018 , 11:59 AM

#5257

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I can't respect dumb tattoos.

also the ADD is STRONG in me today... started app at 10:30 it's now 1:30 still not done.

I can't respect deliberately unmedicated adults with disorders that could be vastly improved with medication.

09-20-2018 , 12:02 PM

#5258

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Also, I saw 1TL yesterday. Not even just driving past me in a car, but literally standing. Was a nice way to start the day.

09-20-2018 , 12:04 PM

#5259

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I can't respect deliberately unmedicated adults with disorders that could be vastly improved with medication.

That's kind of your prerogative tho

09-20-2018 , 01:23 PM

#5260

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Going to see Def Leppard, Cheap Tricks and Journey this weekend.

Yes, I'm old.

09-20-2018 , 02:26 PM

#5261

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's kind of your prerogative tho

True

09-20-2018 , 02:43 PM

#5262

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I just had free sex, somehow it doesn’t feels as good as when I pay

09-20-2018 , 02:46 PM

#5263

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

At least it was non protected. After a few weeks of no fap mynload was huge

09-20-2018 , 02:56 PM

#5264

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

My prerogative by bobby Brown is a great song

Come at me, brosephs

09-20-2018 , 02:57 PM

#5265

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Congrats on the pregnancy.

09-20-2018 , 02:58 PM

#5266

Schlitz mmmm

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Your profile at plenty of gefilta fish specified you were looking for hot heebs LBs with thick seeds

09-20-2018 , 03:16 PM

#5267

AlwaysFolding

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PLENTY OF FISHY FISHES

09-20-2018 , 03:18 PM

#5268

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Congrats on the pregnancy.

Thx

09-20-2018 , 05:24 PM

#5269

ScreaminAsian

For President

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https://twitter.com/worldstar/status...81637002579968

09-20-2018 , 05:41 PM

#5270

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

she seems nice

09-20-2018 , 07:10 PM

#5271

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

She has moxie

09-20-2018 , 09:40 PM

#5272

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Also, I saw 1TL yesterday. Not even just driving past me in a car, but literally standing. Was a nice way to start the day.

you saw Rachel? how is she?

09-20-2018 , 09:41 PM

#5273

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

https://twitter.com/worldstar/status...81637002579968

is that ass even real!?

09-20-2018 , 09:48 PM

#5274

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I love food

09-20-2018 , 09:51 PM

#5275

ScreaminAsian

For President

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