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Old Yesterday, 08:31 PM   #5226
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ScreaminAsian coming in with presidential level evaluations
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Old Yesterday, 08:34 PM   #5227
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You know that saying is now an insult don't you?
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Old Yesterday, 08:38 PM   #5228
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Old Yesterday, 10:43 PM   #5229
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Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting ****ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
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I didn't come here to be evaluated!
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Old Yesterday, 11:14 PM   #5231
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Old Yesterday, 11:14 PM   #5232
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Old Today, 07:46 AM   #5233
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Old Today, 10:56 AM   #5234
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I kind of feel bad for dudes with weird penises. It's like such an intimate and personal body part, and it literally goes inside another person. So for it to be weird, that must mess with the psyche.
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Old Today, 10:57 AM   #5235
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Plenty of strange penises in porn still tho, so maybe I'm making it into more of a big deal than it is. I wouldn't really know, my penis is majestic.
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Old Today, 11:00 AM   #5236
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Maybe Dabz will make it into porn after all.
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Old Today, 11:45 AM   #5237
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Hey, that could be fun.
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Old Today, 01:37 PM   #5238
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i always wondered why they don’t make a genre of porno where ugly awkward guys bang super hot chicks

why do i want to watch a bodybuilder bang a hot chick? he’s not a relatable protagonist for the audience.

like take spider-man for example: it’s not arnold schwarzenegger gaining superpowers, peter parker is a weedy nerd with zero ability who amazingly somehow does incredible things. that’s why the comic is called the amazing spider-man.
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Old Today, 01:42 PM   #5239
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[interior: science lab]

nerdy scientist: what a long day doing science. glad i can now go home and watch tv and play video games alone. whoops

[knocks multiple test tubes with chemicals onto the ground, puff of smoke envelops him]

nerdy scientist: something is different about me but i’m still awkward and relatable to the audience

[its like a sex potion or something. pheromones or something sciencey. and a sexy lady comes on to him in the elevator, or delivers a pizza to his apartment when he’s home alone]
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Old Today, 01:47 PM   #5240
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Yeah, not a bad idea, for me though it's all about that google glass style POV. How can I imagine myself plowing this lady if I can see some dude who clearly isn't me. You add some of that and I'm game.
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Old Today, 01:49 PM   #5241
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Presidential level penile pardons incumming
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Old Today, 02:23 PM   #5242
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Yeah, not a bad idea, for me though it's all about that google glass style POV. How can I imagine myself plowing this lady if I can see some dude who clearly isn't me. You add some of that and I'm game.
they already solved this. it’s just pov porno through samsung vr goggles. it’s not true vr because you can’t look around but a giant image projected across almost your entire field of vision is pretty good for now until they come up with something better

but i guess you can’t be walking down the street while watching it
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Yeah, not a bad idea, for me though it's all about that google glass style POV. How can I imagine myself plowing this lady if I can see some dude who clearly isn't me. You add some of that and I'm game.
+1

All non POV porn is pretty gay to me. Don't want to see some other dude.

Also, PSVR is elite.
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Old Today, 03:18 PM   #5244
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NEVER WANNA SEE A DUDE'S FACE
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