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man, where is jm3 I know daisy has a kid now and that so she has an excuse.

can i just say... the girl i was with last weekend wanted to name her kids pasley and oriana.

i told her. you want to name your kids parsley and origarno. i laughed pretty hard at that one.

Jm3 has more than one child, so he has even more excuses than her.

09-11-2018 , 07:54 AM

#5027

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Happy Birthday Daisy, whale of the rail, and tomorrow, jmurderedthree.

Thx!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Jm3 has more than one child, so he has even more excuses than her.

Confirmed.

09-11-2018 , 07:54 AM

#5028

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

well i'm 2 from 2 being booted from wow guilds.

3 if you count leaving my own.

09-11-2018 , 09:21 AM

#5029

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I wonder. If I start sending letters to Rachel at their fan mail address, might get a reply, could even get a signed photo out of it.

09-11-2018 , 10:09 AM

#5030

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I wonder. If I start sending letters to Rachel at their fan mail address, might get a reply, could even get a signed photo out of it.

If you write every day for a month you will probably get a date.

09-11-2018 , 10:15 AM

#5031

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

A court date you mean.

09-11-2018 , 10:24 AM

#5032

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,020

She'll probably have to sign the restraining order. So you'll have that.

09-11-2018 , 11:07 AM

#5033

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

MEDICAL DOCTORS

09-11-2018 , 11:51 AM

#5034

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

She might even appear in court, so I'd technically get to meet her irl.

09-11-2018 , 12:40 PM

#5035

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

09-11-2018 , 12:55 PM

#5036

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ok forget Rachel, I literally just saw the most attractive human being I've ever seen.

09-11-2018 , 01:19 PM

#5037

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Ok forget Rachel, I literally just saw the most attractive human being I've ever seen.

Was it JM3?

09-11-2018 , 01:28 PM

#5038

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

He's a handsome man, for sure, but not my type.

09-11-2018 , 01:28 PM

#5039

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

She clearly takes very good care of herself.

09-11-2018 , 01:29 PM

#5040

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Sometimes I think about trying to make myself more attractive to women. You know, working out a little bit, wearing better clothes.

09-11-2018 , 01:30 PM

#5041

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

But then I remember that won't work, so why bother.

09-11-2018 , 01:31 PM

#5042

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

What's that saying.. Can't polish a turd.

09-11-2018 , 01:32 PM

#5043

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ask Luke, he knows.

09-11-2018 , 01:32 PM

#5044

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,020

You sure it wasn't JM3 in a dress?

09-11-2018 , 01:34 PM

#5045

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

But then I remember that won't work, so why bother.

Yeah, I've never heard about fit blokes, that wear good clothes getting girls.

09-11-2018 , 02:05 PM

#5046

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Literally never happens.

09-11-2018 , 03:16 PM

#5047

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

That was MEDICAL DOCTORS. MEDDDIIICCAAAALLLL DOOCCCTORRRRRSSSS

He said she said, I think the whole medical community is at fault... shameful that you don’t just own up and try to fix it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You just cannot make this **** up: Purdue (Makers of OxyContin) Awarded Patent for Drug for Opioid Addiction

Lions are Lionsing so hard - all is right with the world.

Lolions!! So glad Godgers didn’t die, still thanking my lucky stars

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellyfishcake

Hello gentlemen. How is everyone doing?

Well, how’s my favorite blasian desert dweller?