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Old 04-04-2018, 09:15 PM   #26
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a rabbit and a bunny walk into a field

the rabbit says to the bunny


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Old 04-04-2018, 10:04 PM   #27
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do you critters play internet poker too?

man, some of those internet poker players, they're hard on the come
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i used to play online but then OBAMA made it illegal. TRUMP is working hard on getting it back and better than ever but obama ****ed it up so bad it's taking a lot longer than we all expected
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Old 04-04-2018, 10:51 PM   #29
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I heard the TRUMP! economy is gonna make poker great again!
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Black friday is really all the democrats faults when it come down to it.
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If you post something I tweeted I'm going to ban you.
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Old 04-04-2018, 10:55 PM   #32
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ferret. welcome, but lay off the live poker blog stuff with the hands here. not much poker content itt. thanks mang.
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:00 PM   #35
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I'm sorry jmitch, I just get excited to get my paws on some cards and chips! Virtually speaking, of course.

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Old 04-04-2018, 11:03 PM   #36
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I'm sorry jmitch, I just get excited to get my paws on some cards and chips! Virtually speaking, of course.

of course.
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:05 PM   #37
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:14 PM   #38
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my face is made of yawns

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Old 04-04-2018, 11:51 PM   #39
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No surprise Selby takes > twice a long as Ronnie
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Nothing wrong with taking your time, but Ronnie definitely makes it look effortless imo.
thats why they call him the rocket.

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Selby is an unwatchable **** who not only plays too slowly but hates fun so much that instead of trying to build a break he'll play safe every chance he gets so his frames take forever.

But yeah Ronnie's was so easy that you or I would probably have been able to do it too. They start talking about a maximum after 4 blacks
LOL... i like roberton and ding better than selby to be honest i like them all better than selby.

good to see Fu playing on as well
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:51 PM   #40
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what is your face made of jmitchell42mang?
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Are you guys talking about the bowling in The Big Lebowski?
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:53 PM   #42
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ferret. welcome, but lay off the live poker blog stuff with the hands here. not much poker content itt. thanks mang.
you better listen to him man he is green...

speeking of... it's been a little while since i have got 15 infraction points for saying something utter racist... maybe i've calmed down a bit
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:54 PM   #43
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Are you guys talking about the bowling in The Big Lebowski?
let me tell you something... your mr lewbowski... i'm the dude... so thats what you call me... you know either that... or his dudeness or el duderino if your not into the holy brevity thing.
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:54 PM   #44
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Please don't be racist towards otters, they're my fren
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Old 04-04-2018, 11:56 PM   #45
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best op we have had in awhile. i also liked your last Rachel post in the last omg. you should do a thread about her man... keep up the good work
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Old 04-05-2018, 05:57 AM   #46
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11am and I'm only just starting work. Sometimes I do like my life. Just a shame that isn't the case most of the time!
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:00 AM   #47
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all i want in my life is to not have moths. weavels in my cupboards. but here we ****ing are.

why the **** would you buy me fruit and nut cereal when all you have ever seen me eat is normal special k.

i swear to ****ing food everyone just ****ing nopes out of this house like nothing is wrong... and i'm sitting here like are you ****ing kidding me?!
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:19 AM   #48
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Old 04-05-2018, 06:41 AM   #49
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I think you're old enough to do your own shopping now Luke.
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Old 04-05-2018, 09:36 AM   #50
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What is this place, and why is Rachel smeared all over the opening?
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