Am I too late for the dazzle experience?

You're not too late.

In fact, you're just in time. I'm feeling down because no stalkers got in touch.

what sort of touch would you like?

Not too hard, but not too soft neither

Why does everything have to be sexual with you pervs. I just want somebody nice to talk to.

ok ok ok...

so I'm playing poker last night and I got moved tables. before I sit down random guy walking past goes. " that's the chair of death"

first hand i get is KK. I'm like ****ing yes! never see this ****. so i wait for my turn ( a little longer than i should have... had too many beers at this point) and i shove. guy calls

KK VS 44

XXX4X

I promptly and drunkenly tell everyone it's the chair of death and go over to the bar to continue drinking with my dad.

i got to give it to the guy though was hella apologetic. but what can you do its tournament poker.

anyway, I am HELLA hung over today... so yeah i think i'm going to drink LESS next time i go was too full on.

i got the farts man. really bad haven't had my after grog bog yet.

only drunks go all in with kk

https://twitter.com/BananaKarenina/s...61636371746816

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1033338477163687936

I just played fortnite for long enough that I actually forgot what's going on in the real world.

I also forgot to eat dinner.

I went to the dog beach.

Much fun was had.

yeah, my sister went yesterday said it was good. want to go and take some pictures while I am there.

lol so we now have 3 for the FF this year. with beau joining the free 4l league. if anyone else wants to hop on let me know.

i got to stop having zombie dreams

how'd the job hunt go last week Luke??

more wanks or job applications?

I don't get these.

i always have more job apps than wanks. if you talking about wanks over the eagles i have MORE of them coming at me.