are you guys gunna play FF this year.. or you just trolling?

Oh boy, Fernando has been posting some really terrible videos to his twitter lately. So cheesy.

lol bruce is getting squirt right in his eyes and all over his face wow bruce you're a freak

Today is the birthday of my favourite person ever, but I can't wish them a pleasant one, because we aren't on speaking terms

In other news, Kristy might be great, but she makes for a terrible email buddy. She never replies!

And can somebody please tell me what I am meant to make of all this America news.. Is Trump in trouble or what..?

oh yeah big time

Niice

Luke actually seems more credible with this new avatar

Wow. So you're literally all ded, huh?

oh yeah big time

I'm legit jealous

Your hand is less sweaty today.

Congrats.

after you typed this the owner of all the US supermarket tabloid magazines just got immunity to testify as part of the scheme that the president's long-time personal lawyer pleaded guilty to crimes worth 3-5 years in while implicating the president under oath as an unindicted co-conspirator, all while publicly proclaiming, "i don't want a pardon from this scumbag, i'm going to tell the whole truth and i know what the president's son did in that secret meeting with russian spies in trump tower before the election"

trump's official response in a videotaped sit-down interview with a friendly reporter was that he, donald trump, not a lawyer, learned from watching some tv shows that what his ex-lawyer pleaded guilty to in court the day before weren't actually crimes at all. however, trump's ex-lawyer, who is a lawyer, also has his own lawyer for this case, and they seem to feel that those were crimes, because they're accepting 3-5 years in prison as part of the plea.

so who knows! maybe total and complete delusion and lying will win the day. it has so far for him, he's the biggest fish on the biggest heater of all time and i just know he's gonna come crashing down any moment and i can't look away