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Blacks like to shout at each other, they are always trying to establish dominance.

At one point they stated showing off their boxing moves.

I go late to avoid this kind of ****. Maybe I should start going at like 5am.

Last edited by fuluck; 08-03-2018 at 08:26 PM.

08-03-2018 , 08:34 PM

#3702

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

But did you fap?

I have not cum yet if that's what you are asking. Edhing is cool though right?

08-03-2018 , 08:35 PM

#3703

ScreaminAsian

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oh definitely. what's your technique? i generally just do lefty to edge, i can't get anything out of it with that dumbass left hand

08-03-2018 , 08:36 PM

#3704

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I admire you Luke. I wish I could just drink my problems away.

Your kind words easy my hangover good sir.

**** I might just give it up 100% this is way too much **** for little gain.

I mean how much gains am I losing

08-03-2018 , 08:37 PM

#3705

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

They are ex husbands, how else could she get accepted into ‘Murcia

Maybe there is hope for me yet.

I could settle down and find a nice Mercia girl...get a house... Fence .. would be good.

08-03-2018 , 08:38 PM

#3706

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Lol, what metric are you using to decide that I'm a failure?

You are a winner in my book dabs!

08-03-2018 , 10:39 PM

#3707

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I have not cum yet if that's what you are asking. Edhing is cool though right?

If you can brag about it at parties without people looking at the floor, then yes.

08-03-2018 , 11:56 PM

#3708

fuluck

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Daz,

How have you not achieved many many things if you aren't driven by your penis?

Oh I get it now. You're saying you are surprised he hasn't achieved anything because he isn't driven by sexual impulse.

I mean haven't some wars been started over pussy? How many men have died trying to impress some chick?

08-04-2018 , 01:05 AM

#3709

fuluck

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Yeah I'm slow when more than one negative in a sentence is used

08-04-2018 , 01:31 AM

#3710

ScreaminAsian

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LonelyLexi

08-04-2018 , 02:20 AM

#3711

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

oh definitely. what's your technique? i generally just do lefty to edge, i can't get anything out of it with that dumbass left hand

I get 2 pillows and I put them together then I just hump away.

08-04-2018 , 02:37 AM

#3712

LuckyLuke01

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dabs what you think?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0...nault/10072236

08-04-2018 , 03:19 AM

#3713

ScreaminAsian

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I get 2 pillows and I put them together then I just hump away.

you’re disgusting

08-04-2018 , 03:41 AM

#3714

Da33le

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

dabs what you think?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0...nault/10072236

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

08-04-2018 , 04:59 AM

#3715

Schlitz mmmm

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hump

08-04-2018 , 06:25 AM

#3716

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I will not stop double negativing.

08-04-2018 , 06:58 AM

#3717

gregorio

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Alonso should go to Red Bull

08-04-2018 , 07:06 AM

#3718

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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i didnt fap

08-04-2018 , 07:31 AM

#3719

Da33le

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He had the chance, but he went to Ferrari instead. It probably made for better tv that way.

08-04-2018 , 08:14 AM

#3720

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

i didnt fap

is this your daily... i didn't fap post?

08-04-2018 , 02:31 PM

#3721

fuluck

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I'm not sure how parlays work but I put 100 on two different ones for tonight

08-04-2018 , 02:31 PM

#3722

fuluck

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The UFC fights, that is

08-04-2018 , 04:11 PM

#3723

ScreaminAsian

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08-04-2018 , 04:54 PM

#3724

ScreaminAsian

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08-04-2018 , 05:23 PM

#3725

ScreaminAsian

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https://twitter.com/bobby_rooney/sta...04954770702341

beetle has seen enough movies to know you don't ****in walk around a graveyard at night. only bad **** happens when people do that

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