the spider does that bruce springsteen thing where it makes a clapping motion over its head

goals:

If that isn't proof that UBI would work, I don't know what is

Fudge sake. As soon as that rain started coming, I just knew Seb would ditch it hopefully the rain carries on and Lewis ditches it too.

And wtf are Ferrari thinking.

I'd rather spend all day at work than have to make the round-trip commute in the morning to clock in, and then again in the afternoon to clock out.

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/sta...22394935590912

I'd rather spend all day working out than have to make round-trip commutes to the gym in the morning to weigh in, then again in the afternoon to weigh out.

I'd rather sit on my couch getting fat than do any of those things, so like I said, bring on that UBI..

would you even draw erotic cartoons?

probably not.

I'd like to make something artsy, but I can't imagine anything, so I'd just end up copying somebody else, and since theirs would probably be better, what's the point.

you could make popsicle stick log cabins

you beat the dogs... clam your tits.

yeah... it does ring true though. eagles supporters will always be and are ****s.

only 2?

I'd rather spend my evenings masturbating then having to lube on and lube off

ok so get this right.

the other day I was applying for a job and the people behind it send me an email where I had to fill out some form they made but. but i couldn't just print it and scan it back or bodge it up. I have to copy and paste it in and send it back. ( there was a whole thing about it in the email)

i was like bit weird ok fine i'll do it.

so after i did i got another email about a phone interview. i skim it and see they want me to send off more ****. I'm like i'm good and delete the emails. I think nothing off it.

so I'm asleep 20 mins ago and i get a phone call from the guy.

THIS DUDE WAS SUPER WEIRD.

so i wake up take the call and the dude it's like STRIGHT off the bat GOGOGOGOGO.( like if i waste a second it's end of the world time stuff)

i must of been recorded because during the call i said something and he is like what did you say? I'm like don't worry about it ( trying to cover my tracks) then he says.I'm going to send you an email.

so i say, Ok hold on. I sit down in my computer chair and i put on my glasses i proceed to boot up the computer and log it so i can see this email.

he FLIPS THE **** OUT. like what do you mean hold on? then I was like I'm turning on the computer and i had to put my glasses on. he gets even more ****ty. I have to explain i have received NO EMAIL from him and he just keeps repeating himself.

then he just says. this is going to harm your chances of progressing. ARE YOU GOING TO THANK ME FOR ME TIME?

i said yes. then paused. expecting things to progress. but they didn't he said this will harm my chances and hung up on me.

da ****?! the job was for an admin person.

what happened to just calling some dude it and asking him questions? why you got to **** around with all this ****? good lord.

Jesus ****ing Christ Luke go work in the ****ing mines already

this attitude here is why Australia as a county is ****ed.

r/thathappened

I'm just as surprised as you are man.

also

That's right they shouldn't work and just be on welfare instead!

Sad!

OH HAI IM LUKE HAD AN EPIPHANY BUT NOT ACTUALLY GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT MY CURRENT LIFESTYLE