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04-10-2018 , 04:23 AM

#251

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by unLuckyLuke011

You still sporiting that Sainst shirt?

Yes, I wouldn't get rid of that

04-10-2018 , 04:25 AM

#252

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Don't shut people out Luke.

04-10-2018 , 04:25 AM

#253

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

the feels:

04-10-2018 , 04:50 AM

#254

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

worst gimmick account ever!

Wait, that’s not you?

04-10-2018 , 06:56 AM

#255

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I wish I had a bff.

04-10-2018 , 06:56 AM

#256

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I wish I had a bff.

Same

04-10-2018 , 07:45 AM

#257

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

This reminds me of the ending of the Simspons episode about Big Brothers.

04-10-2018 , 09:11 AM

#258

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

did i stutter?

Anal stutters

04-10-2018 , 09:13 AM

#259

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by unLuckyLuke011

Is it your contention that Elbii is a Euro? Like lol Daz.

Quote:

Originally Posted by unLuckyLuke011

What happens next?

__Daz wakes up
_ Greg bans me
_ AF decides to move to the states
-
_Luke shows up dunk....

Kristy says hello (or the Roc)

What the ****? What is point three supposed to mean? What states? Australian states? Catatonic states?

04-10-2018 , 11:01 AM

#260

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

So this is interesting. A parcel was in my postbox when I got home, and the name was Mr D (last name) so anyway, my name being Mr D and the address being mine I just flipped it over and opened it without actually reading it (turns out the last name isn't mine and it's not my mail)

04-10-2018 , 11:02 AM

#261

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Inside was a nice metal box, with lots of marijuana seeds.

04-10-2018 , 11:04 AM

#262

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Now it's a tough one. On the one hand, I feel like the guy is really going to want his parcel, but on the other hand, since it's addressed to me, I don't actually know where the guy lives.

04-10-2018 , 11:05 AM

#263

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Another thing to consider, it's a whole packet of seeds, I imagine the weed from that would be worth a decent amount once grown right?

04-10-2018 , 11:05 AM

#264

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

So now he's made me an involuntary middle man. For that I think I deserve a cut!

04-10-2018 , 11:11 AM

#265

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

According to my noobie googling, this box was £50.

04-10-2018 , 11:12 AM

#266

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

He could be some ill old man who is trying to self medicate. It would be a shame if I can't find the fella and return them.

04-10-2018 , 11:18 AM

#267

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

You're being set up and you're going to jail.

When you return, make sure you start a thread in BBV about it.

04-10-2018 , 12:08 PM

#268

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It was sent with a Royal Mail 2nd class stamp, so eventhough the company is in Amsterdam, it was sent from England.

04-10-2018 , 12:11 PM

#269

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Whoever sent it probably has a note of the address they sent it to, so I'll just wait and see if I get a knock at the door any time soon.

04-10-2018 , 12:17 PM

#270

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You're being set up and you're going to jail.

When you return, make sure you start a thread in BBV about it.

Our prison is pure luxury from what I've heard, and I've been wanting a break from work.

04-10-2018 , 12:56 PM

#271

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

It's actually good idea.

Get your parcel sent to someone else. Wait a day or two for cops. Then go pick it up.

04-10-2018 , 01:24 PM

#272

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Genius really, as long as he's willing to pay mucho money.

04-10-2018 , 01:41 PM

#273

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

If a big guy walked up to your door and said give me my package, are you saying no?

04-10-2018 , 02:02 PM

#274

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If Rachel walked up to your door and said give me my package, are you saying no?

04-10-2018 , 02:07 PM

#275

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

The package would be empty before she finished the sentence.

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