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07-06-2018 , 12:38 AM

#2651

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1015075900206002177

07-06-2018 , 01:07 AM

#2652

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,909

lol grego pops in for 1 expert troll Goat

07-06-2018 , 01:37 AM

#2653

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Chicago rent is not too bad but it's so dangerous Trump is going to send in the National Guard any day now.

Nah, you guys got Rahm! He'll clean everything up! Gun control! Buyback programs! Rahm! Rahm! Rahm!

07-06-2018 , 01:37 AM

#2654

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

does anyone know what happened to J2?

07-06-2018 , 01:53 AM

#2655

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

So the other day I stayed up for about 30 hours, trying to fix my sleep schedule, finally passing out at 8pm. I then woke up and 3am and couldn't fall back asleep. I stayed up until 11am and passed out again, waking up at around 5. Then I stayed up until 6am, figuring I wake up around 11 or noon. No, I slept until 3. So much for fixing my sleep schedule.

1. Take melatonin at the same time every night for a week.

2. After the week is up, take melatonin and methocarbamol or flexeril at the same time every night for another week.

3. Then back to just melatonin for a week.

4. Then take heroin for a week.

5. Continue the heroin for a few months

6. Wait **** i got lost somewhere go back to step one and stop at three

07-06-2018 , 01:59 AM

#2656

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

we need a superhero that str8 snuffs-out these guys. Just go off the grid. No phone, no nothing, and provide a social service.

07-06-2018 , 02:10 AM

#2657

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Spoiler:

07-06-2018 , 02:44 AM

#2658

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-06-2018 , 04:24 AM

#2659

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I wasn't asking for advice hommo I just want to complain

07-06-2018 , 04:24 AM

#2660

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

As of this writing it is 4:24 am

07-06-2018 , 05:21 AM

#2661

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai

07-06-2018 , 08:21 AM

#2662

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Living at your parents house and never going anywhere isn't really much of a journey.

You make it sound as if you'll go insane if you leave your parents house.

And how long did you live away from home for? A week?

7 monhts.

also i do not to the claims you speak of, though i am an interovert. so that could be why

07-06-2018 , 08:22 AM

#2663

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

I mean wouldn't part of your epiphany be you realizing you need to move out

no because i already know this

07-06-2018 , 08:22 AM

#2664

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I put notice in on my apartment that I'm leaving by the end of July. So I really hope I find a job by then or I might end up on my mom's sofa. Not great!

at one point in my life, i HAVE had to sleep on my mum's sofa. it's not great but doable.

07-06-2018 , 08:23 AM

#2665

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Konichiwa >>> Working Out

i like working out better, but he has a whole heap of good songs. he came to my city like a month or 2 ago. best 30 bucks i spent!

07-06-2018 , 08:25 AM

#2666

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Yes. I'll probably end up in Boston or Chicago. Hard to say.

but what will happen to your chubby kid!

oh wait. sorry wong green

07-06-2018 , 08:27 AM

#2667

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Yeah, jobs. Going to the USA#1 equivalent of the Perth mines.

perth does not have any mine.. it's just a hub for the rest of us ( that fuluck calls smuchks) that don't have mining jobs. also it's just a place to spent your mining money

07-06-2018 , 08:28 AM

#2668

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Yeah, the biannual trip. Having a bday party for Ty.

can i come?

07-06-2018 , 08:30 AM

#2669

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

my dad jusy got a BUNCH of pills.

07-06-2018 , 08:31 AM

#2670

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

hai

fran i am drinking. I saw my dad lose the top of his pinky finger today... it was ****ed.

I sat through it though... pretty sure i will have PTSD dreams tonight.

07-06-2018 , 09:06 AM

#2671

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

can i come?

07-06-2018 , 09:20 AM

#2672

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

When you drive through KC on your way to Chicago/Boston you should stop and say hi! Although I might be in kristynada, you could say hi to the cats. Besides I’ve been told my basement looks inviting.

07-06-2018 , 09:38 AM

#2673

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

fran i am drinking. I saw my dad lose the top of his pinky finger today... it was ****ed.

I sat through it though... pretty sure i will have PTSD dreams tonight.

who cares for a top of a pinky, maybe he’ll grow another