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07-05-2018 , 06:24 PM

#2601

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

schedule some good dreams in there, dabz

07-05-2018 , 07:32 PM

#2602

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Also Pruitt is out, **** that guy.

If you can't bribe someone to offer your wife a $200k per year job what is even the point of being EPA Chief?

07-05-2018 , 07:37 PM

#2603

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

If you can't spend $2,749.62 on “tactical pants” and “tactical polos” for security reasons then what is even the point of being EPA Chief?

07-05-2018 , 07:39 PM

#2604

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

If you can't send your security detail out to buy lotion particular to the Ritz-Carlton hotel chain ... then what is even the point of being EPA Chief?

07-05-2018 , 07:39 PM

#2605

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I feel for the guy honestly.

07-05-2018 , 08:01 PM

#2606

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

we need a superhero that str8 snuffs-out these guys. Just go off the grid. No phone, no nothing, and provide a social service.

07-05-2018 , 08:03 PM

#2607

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

like The Punisher but for government accountability

07-05-2018 , 08:13 PM

#2608

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I feel for the guy honestly.

You can feel him all you want in his private room

07-05-2018 , 08:14 PM

#2609

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Ah yes, the Theodore John Kaczynski model. I know it well.

07-05-2018 , 08:15 PM

#2610

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You can feel him all you want in his private room

07-05-2018 , 08:17 PM

#2611

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I like songs where it seems like the singer might be down a long hallway from the microphone. Or might possibly be on quaaludes and on the edge of passing out.

07-05-2018 , 08:43 PM

#2612

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Ah yes, the Theodore John Kaczynski model. I know it well.

i liked him as Jim in The Office but idk if i'll believe him in the amazon show where he's a cia guy. i'm watching the commercial promos and thinking, "where's pam? what happened to dunder mifflin?"

07-05-2018 , 08:52 PM

#2613

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

just back from IHOP.. new waitress 'Minnie'

hot, slender lil ponytailed Minnaaaay

IHOB, imo

07-05-2018 , 08:53 PM

#2614

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Also Pruitt is out, **** that guy.

I vehemently concur

07-05-2018 , 08:55 PM

#2615

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

i liked him as Jim in The Office but idk if i'll believe him in the amazon show where he's a cia guy. i'm watching the commercial promos and thinking, "where's pam? what happened to dunder mifflin?"

I heard that horror film he's in is good. "A Quiet Place"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

IHOB, imo

Burgerkakke.

07-05-2018 , 08:56 PM

#2616

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i haven't seen it either but i imagine he's getting terrorized by murderers in the woods and he looks directly into the camera and makes a face like, "can you believe what i gotta put up with?"

07-05-2018 , 08:58 PM

#2617

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I like songs where it seems like the singer might be down a long hallway from the microphone. Or might possibly be on quaaludes and on the edge of passing out.

Mmmmm...Quaaludes.
Breakfast of champions.

I'd guess you're at least 10 years too young.

07-05-2018 , 08:59 PM

#2618

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

we need a superhero that str8 snuffs-out these guys. Just go off the grid. No phone, no nothing, and provide a social service.

I'd subscribe toy your newsletter.

07-05-2018 , 09:30 PM

#2619

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Staying awake for 36 hours then sleeping from 10pm to 6am is the only way imo.

I’ve had to switch day to night shift more than a few times and staying up after the final night shift is the only way... but then I have to force myself to wake up at 6 am or I’ll stay up too late.

I can sleep like a mother****er though. I should have been able to sleep from 8 to 10, easily, given that I had to makeup for time lost. But no my scumbag brain had to wake me up.

07-05-2018 , 09:31 PM

#2620

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

too many commas

07-05-2018 , 09:50 PM

#2621

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Are you all as excited for the new Chromatics album as I am?

It was initially announced in late 2014 but, "word that the band’s resident producer, Johnny Jewel, had become so dissatisfied with the effort following a near-death experience in 2015 that he destroyed every existing copy of the record, smashing thousands of vinyl LPs and CDs."