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07-03-2018 , 03:48 PM

#2476

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

always nice when the 1st game of your parlay is an L

already hedged on Detroit

07-03-2018 , 03:58 PM

#2477

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

lol

07-03-2018 , 04:16 PM

#2478

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I mean, I'm assuming it's 8k in whatever weird euro dollars Frans country uses, so it's probably only like 1k in real money.

Oh right! Then this is basically win/win. For the other times your not banging you could have her cleaning up, running to the chinky for a carry out, and monitoring the rocky shores for unexpected Norse invaders.

07-03-2018 , 04:40 PM

#2479

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

lol 45 minutes. You're funny.

yeah my first nut usually averages around 45 minutes, unless a girl gets on top of me facing me and starts riding me like I'm a god damn bronco, in which case I pass out and die.

07-03-2018 , 07:41 PM

#2480

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

lol

lol Cubs came back. Parlay is alive!!!

07-03-2018 , 08:41 PM

#2481

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

lol Cubs came back.

This, to me, is very hurtful.

07-03-2018 , 09:44 PM

#2482

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

parlay still live

07-03-2018 , 09:51 PM

#2483

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

dodgers r ur team again, right?

yes!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Luke do you watch cricket

no not after Warnie left.

07-03-2018 , 09:53 PM

#2484

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

RIP Schlitzzzzz. He died doing what he loved. Watching some footy and drinking that sweet, sweet Monster Energy Drink.

who the **** drinks that **** man... my sister's bf left one in the fridge been there like 3 weeks now. if not more lol

07-03-2018 , 09:53 PM

#2485

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

englande won on penalties

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 07-03-2018 at 09:53 PM. Reason: spoiler alert

07-03-2018 , 09:54 PM

#2486

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Come on guys, this is ridiculous, I'm only flesh and blood, and I need a woman. Anybody know of any whores in IoM? Preferably high end, and very discreet! Thanks.

what happened to the shy dabs we know and love....

you had a monster, didn't you? everyone starts talking about them and now you don't know what to do with yourself?

07-03-2018 , 09:55 PM

#2487

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I can send you one singer from croatia, she will land there and be your wife for 5 days.

I guess 7-8k would do the job, can pm you details.

beers

can you loan me the 8k? better make it 10 i'll need some blow too

07-03-2018 , 09:55 PM

#2488

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

englande won on penalties

https://streamable.com/0cu5o

07-03-2018 , 09:56 PM

#2489

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Wife experience for 8k a week, what a bargain!

nar brag... you can get them out the paper for 40 bucks

07-03-2018 , 09:57 PM

#2490

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I was looking for more of a weekend girl though, 5 days is a long time.

couldn't keep up the facade for that long eh?

07-03-2018 , 10:14 PM

#2491

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Luke do you watch cricket

no not after Warnie left.

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 07-03-2018 at 10:24 PM.

07-03-2018 , 10:34 PM

#2492

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

dodgers r ur team again, right?

yes, yes i do

Spoiler:

07-03-2018 , 11:43 PM

#2493

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,890

so close to the 8-teamer... no 12 runs in colorado is the only wrong pick so far

07-04-2018 , 03:03 AM

#2494

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-04-2018 , 03:07 AM

#2495

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

happy 4th guys!

07-04-2018 , 03:07 AM

#2496

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

civil war 2 starts today. hope to see you guys on the battlefield

07-04-2018 , 03:13 AM

#2497

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-04-2018 , 03:19 AM

#2498

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

07-04-2018 , 04:11 AM

#2499

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

SA girl pics >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Luke girl pics

07-04-2018 , 04:30 AM

#2500

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have never tried sushi. I really should.

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