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Fuluck have seen through your level Dabs. You act like you are volunteering celibacy, but deep inside you really wish you had a gf. So that’s involuntary celibate.

Pretty sure this also applies to Fuluck and Luke.

saving yourself for an instagram model isn't incel, it's just incredibly misguided

09-25-2018 , 11:58 PM

#5477

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-25-2018 , 11:59 PM

#5478

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

saving yourself for an instagram model isn't incel, it's just incredibly misguided

but the heart wants what the heart wants

09-26-2018 , 12:10 AM

#5479

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The incel wants what the incel cannot have. The heart wants plaques.

Angina is in their future.

Wow.

09-26-2018 , 12:54 AM

#5480

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-26-2018 , 01:18 AM

#5481

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

stoopid planebbbb

09-26-2018 , 04:18 AM

#5482

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

All of that is true. Even took a picture of the tick on my dick.

i got to have a tick on my dick now?

**** me... what is the world coming too!

09-26-2018 , 04:18 AM

#5483

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

rip kristy

we speak your name

one day she will return... one day!

09-26-2018 , 04:20 AM

#5484

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

from someone who gets dominatrixes. I wouldn't talk.

09-26-2018 , 04:25 AM

#5485

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

from someone who gets dominatrixes. I wouldn't talk.

My sexual fetishizes has nothing to do with incels.

Also I have a girlfriend, when was the last time you had one?

09-26-2018 , 06:01 AM

#5486

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Uhh, excuse me, Luke has a sub, you know, for that BDSM relationship that he definitely participates in

09-26-2018 , 08:44 AM

#5487

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

My sexual fetishizes has nothing to do with incels.

Also I have a girlfriend, when was the last time you had one?

well look at you man! congrates!

09-26-2018 , 08:46 AM

#5488

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Uhh, excuse me, Luke has a sub, you know, for that BDSM relationship that he definitely participates in

HAD a sub...

also, i had a girl a few weeks back ( before I went camping) had to give her the flick though. she has more red flags than a communist parade. so.

but it is what it is... too busy now editing photos. I'm keeping 190 of the 774 I took.

09-26-2018 , 08:48 AM

#5489

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

join the politard league they said... it will be fun they said... 0-3 is NOT fun man!

09-26-2018 , 09:31 AM

#5490

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Post the picture of dicktick.

For Kristy.

RIPkristy.

I Snapchatted it to her when I was tweezing it off obviously.

09-26-2018 , 10:39 AM

#5491

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

She's an awful email buddy. You'll be having a chat and then she just won't reply

too busy living life I guess.

09-26-2018 , 10:45 AM

#5492

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I Snapchatted it to her when I was tweezing it off obviously.

She likes pictures of dicks, not ticks!

09-26-2018 , 10:46 AM

#5493

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Ups, I see that joke has kind of already been done, my bad!

09-26-2018 , 11:03 AM

#5494

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

She likes pictures of dicks, not ticks!

tbf the tick was probably bigger.

09-26-2018 , 11:46 AM

#5495

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

It's been cold here.

09-26-2018 , 11:53 AM

#5496

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

09-26-2018 , 12:51 PM

#5497

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I Snapchatted it to her when I was tweezing it off obviously.

****, I actually believe this.

09-26-2018 , 01:58 PM

#5498

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

09-26-2018 , 02:00 PM

#5499

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Shoulda taken it off with a cigarette lighter ldo

09-26-2018 , 02:05 PM

#5500

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Hey Daz.

This past weekend I got really drunk and threw up in the urinal of a bar because some ******* was in the toilet. I left before the show I was attending even started then spent the rest of the night and much of the next day throwing up at my friends house. I need to restrict my consumption to beer only, liquor just ends up terrible way too often. Also, I found a tick on my dick last night but I removed it with tweezers. So basically doing I'm good thanks for asking

Aren't you like 40 now?

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