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I used to think I was 6' but it turns out the Dr's just never ask you to take your shoes off when they weigh and measure you. Biggest bad beat of my life.

Turns out? You make it sound as if you weren't present for the measurement.

Oh and I'm 6-03/4 without shoes on. Woop Woop.

07-18-2018 , 04:17 PM

#3127

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I'm not obsessed with this sort of thing fuluck. All I knew is every time I went to the Dr they measured me at 6' but I later I went in with those "barefoot" shoes and got measured at 5'11"

I don't really consider it a bad beat, I just have to wear inserts in my barefoot shoes so girls still want to **** me because it's my understanding that 6' is the strict cutoff.

07-18-2018 , 04:40 PM

#3128

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

I used to think I was 6' but it turns out the Dr's just never ask you to take your shoes off when they weigh and measure you. Biggest bad beat of my life.

should be in your dating profile

07-18-2018 , 06:07 PM

#3129

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,740

Lol

07-18-2018 , 06:14 PM

#3130

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,740

Orthopedic shoes with the thicker soles may be something to consider

07-18-2018 , 07:40 PM

#3131

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Yeah, so why would you say turns out if you knew that every time you went in there?

And lol at walking around in barefoot shoes. Weirdo.

07-18-2018 , 09:49 PM

#3132

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Looking good!

07-18-2018 , 09:52 PM

#3133

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

You (everyone) get shorter over time.
You're still 6 feet to me.

07-18-2018 , 09:53 PM

#3134

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

ballsack

Re****ingported!

07-18-2018 , 11:21 PM

#3135

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

07-19-2018 , 12:47 AM

#3136

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

07-19-2018 , 01:08 AM

#3137

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

07-19-2018 , 01:11 AM

#3138

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Fill in for a night shift lead they say, the fermentation won’t run itself they say... here until 10am tomorrow and haven’t touched a ****ing thing. Hard to stay awake.

07-19-2018 , 01:30 AM

#3139

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Fill in for a night shift lead they say, the fermentation won’t run itself they say... here until 10am tomorrow and haven’t touched a ****ing thing. Hard to stay awake.

well, you could help me find a google pixel xl 1 game that's not a piece of ****.

the company I usually get them from only doing pixel xl 2 case now...

and i can't buy that phone. bastards didn't put in a headphone jack.

07-19-2018 , 01:48 AM

#3140

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Headphone jacks are sooo 2016. You should just 3D print your own case, or additive manufacture one.

07-19-2018 , 01:54 AM

#3141

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai wisski, do you have any hackers in australia? I changed my iphone passcode while drunk and I dont remember it. I have only one more try in 60 mins and im not optimistic.

I have so many contacts and stuff on my phone.

Please call your aussie hacker to tell me how to kill myself.

07-19-2018 , 02:17 AM

#3142

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Placing your thumb on the finger print reader works for the FBI. Which is also who to contact to kill you.

07-19-2018 , 02:18 AM

#3143

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Sorry you said Australian contact... call the dingos to unlock your phone and something about a large “real” knife to commit sepuku

07-19-2018 , 03:04 AM

#3144

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

oh shut up, you're not being serious in this hard times.

Im restoring this ****, will lost everything apparently. It says that I won't lose **** if I synced it regularly on itunes. ha ha ha yes sure Im syncing all day, ****ing apple eating morans.

07-19-2018 , 03:21 AM

#3145

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

So do I need to send you all my nudes again?

07-19-2018 , 03:25 AM

#3146

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

not urgently

07-19-2018 , 03:39 AM

#3147

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

You can send them my way urgently

07-19-2018 , 04:03 AM

#3148

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Re****ingported!

07-19-2018 , 04:54 AM

#3149

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I've been giving some serious thought to stepping up this agoraphobia to the next level. I don't think I could manage never leaving, since my apartment is quite small, but I could only go out at night, when nobody else is around, just to get some exercise. Not sure what I would do for money yet, but once I figure that out we're good to go.