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I don't know what I weigh, and I don't know what I can squat, but I know on the leg press machine I can do all the weights, but I don't know how much weight it has...

04-24-2018 , 04:29 PM

#678

ScreaminAsian

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

My legs were top quality back in my heyday, really a thing of beauty. Many ladies said so. I wasn't even aware men could have nice legs.

they can’t. it sounds like you were being ****ed with

04-24-2018 , 05:12 PM

#679

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well, that was the only compliment I ever got from women, and now you've ruined it. Consider me completely crushed.

04-24-2018 , 05:21 PM

#680

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Also I only weight 90 lbs

That's like 6.4 * 10^8 stone.
(fatty)

I see my pony was slow. Pretty quick for a big fella, ain't ya?

04-24-2018 , 08:51 PM

#681

ScreaminAsian

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04-24-2018 , 09:47 PM

#682

ScreaminAsian

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04-24-2018 , 09:52 PM

#683

ScreaminAsian

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vyawesome

04-24-2018 , 09:52 PM

#684

ScreaminAsian

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rip wisski

04-24-2018 , 10:04 PM

#685

ScreaminAsian

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04-24-2018 , 10:54 PM

#686

ScreaminAsian

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04-24-2018 , 11:27 PM

#687

LuckyLuke01

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04-24-2018 , 11:47 PM

#688

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

i have not been feeling well latley...

this is not good and soon i think i will go postal!

04-25-2018 , 11:04 AM

#689

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I can do a body weight squat on one leg so 2xs body weight would be easy

I am now in on the joke and I liked it

04-25-2018 , 12:19 PM

#690

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

Are all of her eggs in one basket (bucket)?

04-25-2018 , 12:27 PM

#691

AlwaysFolding

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DEM NIPZ

04-25-2018 , 12:30 PM

#692

gregorio

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04-25-2018 , 02:40 PM

#693

Da33le

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My dudes, I just used my oven for the first time this year ^5

04-25-2018 , 02:40 PM

#694

Da33le

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Any of you people tried this Fortnite game yet? I just played one to see what it's about. Seems fun.

04-25-2018 , 03:06 PM

#695

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I'll try it in a couple of weeks.

04-25-2018 , 06:30 PM

#696

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

It literally took me like 3 hours to get that joke. I need to quit.

04-25-2018 , 10:19 PM

#697

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Any of you people tried this Fortnite game yet? I just played one to see what it's about. Seems fun.

lol his game is blowing up faster then kim kay.

so much so there were tv progams telling parates not to let there kids play this game.

i tired to dl it last night but it's 8gb... and i have 0.33mbps. so.

going to take me a while.