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Old 09-15-2017, 11:52 AM   #151
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the only country that matters. not australia
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:57 AM   #152
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Can't believe I clicked a SA link, never again.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:06 PM   #153
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Re: omg omg omg 161

HEY

I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT I HAVE CHLAMYDIA

MEDICATE ME MAYBE
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:22 PM   #154
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Texas Living Bonus: I just bought some DISCOUNT shorts because obviously it's no longer shorts season and that ****'s all on clearance; but since I live in Texas shorts season is year round. It was hard but I managed not to purchase any jorts or cargo shorts.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:25 PM   #155
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Alright this work this is over rated. I think I'm gonna quit and become a farmer. But my farm is going to have chicken coops above fish ponds the waste water going to a hydroponic garden before spinning a hydro electric turbine. Before redistribution as fertilizer on my organic hemp plants, which I'll ferment into chicken feed and booze. Can't see what else it'd really take.
A gun, iirc
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:30 PM   #156
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A gun, iirc
STOP TRYING TO USURP MY GUEST ROOM WITH YOUR HELPFUL ADVICE

I'm on to you.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:32 PM   #157
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HEY

I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT I HAVE CHLAMYDIA

MEDICATE ME MAYBE
Looks like you have a hit on your hands. You're gonna be huge in Korea (maybe North, maybe South, so hard to tell with those devious easterners).
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:46 PM   #158
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Based upon the 2 relevant posts by wisski, I clicked it and tried to listen to the whole thing.
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#1 in some market? Seriously?

Wisski nailed it. Sounded like some 10 y/o ghetto snipe with a speech impediment. Lyrics were juvenile or indecipherable. There was no real musical value to it (at least in the first half, which was all I could make myself endure).
If it actually carries a #1 ranking, in any section or subculture, that is saddening.

Thanks, theDonald.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:48 PM   #159
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STOP TRYING TO USURP MY GUEST ROOM WITH YOUR HELPFUL ADVICE

I'm on to you.
He's just finished finishing the dungeon! Lots of "guest rooms" down there. The gun is for safety (Bigfoot, ya know).
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:57 PM   #160
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looks like i win

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Old 09-15-2017, 12:59 PM   #161
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looks like i win

So lucky... I wanna pour bleach in my ears to get that rotten 'taste' out.
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:03 PM   #162
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nvrmnd, found it here!

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Old 09-15-2017, 01:23 PM   #163
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He's just finished finishing the dungeon! Lots of "guest rooms" down there. The gun is for safety (Bigfoot, ya know).
No guest rooms there. His step kids are solid.

Unless you're suggesting I secretly infect them with something lethal* and steal their rooms.

*Lbox, how much for two syringes of your crotch plague?
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:36 PM   #164
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Anybody wanna get drunk?!?!??
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:39 PM   #165
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LBOX answer my GOSH DARN QUESTION
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:43 PM   #166
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LB what pills did they give you? This is relevant to my interests.
Sandoz azithromycine
Auro cefixime
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:46 PM   #167
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Anybody wanna get drunk?!?!??
Is it Friday night already in Chicago? Or you moved to Texas? I'm confused
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:51 PM   #168
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You better take that **** as directed or you might end up with incurable dick disease
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:55 PM   #169
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LBOX answer my GOSH DARN QUESTION
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:55 PM   #170
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Ya, or just beat it like it owes you money while using IPA as lubrication.
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:56 PM   #171
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Actually, I asked you a couple, but I really just want to know if you think you already infected SB
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Old 09-15-2017, 01:56 PM   #172
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Sandoz azithromycine
Auro cefixime
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:13 PM   #173
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I just took a job to Sheetrock a house this weekend. This is going to be not fun.
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:19 PM   #174
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blame mexicans again
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:22 PM   #175
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Anybody wanna get drunk?!?!??
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