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Old 09-15-2017, 06:23 AM   #126
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Re: omg omg omg 161

Luke thinks going to Rottnest is going overseas.

That's where the quokkas are fwiw.

lol Dutch thought they were large rats, hence the name "Rottnest"
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:04 AM   #127
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*May I steal you a quokka
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:09 AM   #128
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Lol @ waiting until May.
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:35 AM   #129
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Luke thinks going to Rottnest is going overseas.

That's where the quokkas are fwiw.

lol Dutch thought they were large rats, hence the name "Rottnest"
You underestimated my love and devotion to them in thinking I didn't already know this. Another early explorer thought they were a wild cat.

There ARE small groups on the mainland, defended by an alpha male.

Maybe Luke should use his free time to observe him and pick up tips?

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Old 09-15-2017, 09:37 AM   #130
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Alright this work this is over rated. I think I'm gonna quit and become a farmer. But my farm is going to have chicken coops above fish ponds the waste water going to a hydroponic garden before spinning a hydro electric turbine. Before redistribution as fertilizer on my organic hemp plants, which I'll ferment into chicken feed and booze. Can't see what else it'd really take.
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:55 AM   #131
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Dibs on Wisski's guest room when the zombie apocalypse happens.
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:56 AM   #132
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Tested positive, gotta eat some pills
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:57 AM   #133
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Loooool...which was it
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Old 09-15-2017, 09:59 AM   #134
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Full Blown AIDS
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:01 AM   #135
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Loooool...which was it
She gave me pills for both, I'm supposed to wait 7 days before I have sex again. But I'm seeing her tomorrow
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:05 AM   #136
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Have you infected the SA girl? That would be the ultimate payback to Jeff.
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:06 AM   #137
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Tested positive, gotta eat some pills


Wait you weren't joking?
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:08 AM   #138
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Have you infected the SA girl? That would be the ultimate payback to Jeff.
you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:09 AM   #139
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I'm shocked SA isn't the one who invented this

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/new...173012526.html
wish i thought of it first. rip bigfoots it's only a matter of time now
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:35 AM   #140
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Wait you weren't joking?
100% honest when I post ITT
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:37 AM   #141
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you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?
Chinese skank from random massage parlour
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:55 AM   #142
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you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?
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Chinese skank from random massage parlour
That. Or rather, I assumed it was the Dom he was seeing. He talked about her rubbing the wet on his junk but no sex. Seems pretty Dom to me.
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:55 AM   #143
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So did you infect sugar baby already?
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:58 AM   #144
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Enjoy your herpaids Jeff.
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:00 AM   #145
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the dichotomy of Lbox's sex life is mind boggling. First he likes being humiliated, to the point of catching the clap without even getting any pussy. Then he wants to take care of some skank so she can fall for him as a provider. Seems like the second one will never end well. If she does fall for you, you'll not enjoy being the alpha...
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:14 AM   #146
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:24 AM   #147
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LB what pills did they give you? This is relevant to my interests.
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:25 AM   #148
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Can't believe I clicked a SA link, never again.
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:43 AM   #149
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#1 song in the country rn
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Old 09-15-2017, 11:51 AM   #150
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what country? Such garbage music
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