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Luke thinks going to Rottnest is going overseas.

That's where the quokkas are fwiw.

lol Dutch thought they were large rats, hence the name "Rottnest"

09-15-2017 , 09:04 AM

#127

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

*May I steal you a quokka

09-15-2017 , 09:09 AM

#128

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Lol @ waiting until May.

09-15-2017 , 09:35 AM

#129

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Luke thinks going to Rottnest is going overseas.

That's where the quokkas are fwiw.

lol Dutch thought they were large rats, hence the name "Rottnest"

You underestimated my love and devotion to them in thinking I didn't already know this. Another early explorer thought they were a wild cat.

There ARE small groups on the mainland, defended by an alpha male.

Maybe Luke should use his free time to observe him and pick up tips?

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

*May I steal you a quokka

NAME YOUR PRICE

09-15-2017 , 09:37 AM

#130

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Alright this work this is over rated. I think I'm gonna quit and become a farmer. But my farm is going to have chicken coops above fish ponds the waste water going to a hydroponic garden before spinning a hydro electric turbine. Before redistribution as fertilizer on my organic hemp plants, which I'll ferment into chicken feed and booze. Can't see what else it'd really take.

09-15-2017 , 09:55 AM

#131

Kristy

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Dibs on Wisski's guest room when the zombie apocalypse happens.

09-15-2017 , 09:56 AM

#132

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Tested positive, gotta eat some pills

09-15-2017 , 09:57 AM

#133

Kristy

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Loooool...which was it

09-15-2017 , 09:59 AM

#134

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Full Blown AIDS

09-15-2017 , 10:01 AM

#135

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Loooool...which was it

She gave me pills for both, I'm supposed to wait 7 days before I have sex again. But I'm seeing her tomorrow

09-15-2017 , 10:05 AM

#136

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

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Have you infected the SA girl? That would be the ultimate payback to Jeff.

09-15-2017 , 10:06 AM

#137

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Tested positive, gotta eat some pills

Wait you weren't joking?

09-15-2017 , 10:08 AM

#138

ScreaminAsian

For President

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Have you infected the SA girl? That would be the ultimate payback to Jeff.

you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?

09-15-2017 , 10:09 AM

#139

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

I'm shocked SA isn't the one who invented this

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/new...173012526.html

wish i thought of it first. rip bigfoots it's only a matter of time now

09-15-2017 , 10:35 AM

#140

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Wait you weren't joking?

100% honest when I post ITT

09-15-2017 , 10:37 AM

#141

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?

Chinese skank from random massage parlour

09-15-2017 , 10:55 AM

#142

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

you think he's at risk of infecting the hooker? where do you think he got it from? world of warcraft?

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Chinese skank from random massage parlour

That. Or rather, I assumed it was the Dom he was seeing. He talked about her rubbing the wet on his junk but no sex. Seems pretty Dom to me.

09-15-2017 , 10:55 AM

#143

Kristy

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So did you infect sugar baby already?

09-15-2017 , 10:58 AM

#144

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

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Enjoy your herpaids Jeff.

09-15-2017 , 11:00 AM

#145

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

the dichotomy of Lbox's sex life is mind boggling. First he likes being humiliated, to the point of catching the clap without even getting any pussy. Then he wants to take care of some skank so she can fall for him as a provider. Seems like the second one will never end well. If she does fall for you, you'll not enjoy being the alpha...