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Old 09-14-2017, 10:51 PM   #101
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Sounds nice being a dog walker on a small island. Weather is good, I can feel the breeze
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:52 PM   #102
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I bet Luke is just in it for the long troll, he's actually independently wealthy and doesn't need a job. Lucky Luke.
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:53 PM   #103
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:00 PM   #104
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Don't they both actively dislike dogs?

Luke should get a job walking quokka.
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:01 PM   #105
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Oops, I new paged.
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:07 PM   #106
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:35 PM   #107
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gonnorlboxamydia itt goat
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:35 PM   #108
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+1 I'm schvitzin for a Schlitzin
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:40 PM   #109
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LB, she probably doesn't read this forum. But she probably knows how to do math. That's one of the only real downsides to an Asian fetish.
THAT'S RACIST.


I laughed at it pretty hard doe
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:46 PM   #110
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Living off the system, every mans dream!
yeah maybe yours
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:48 PM   #111
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Thank God for universal healthcare or she'd end up losing money after co-pay and deductible to clear up gonnorlboxamydia



My sister is a social worker...
Australia <<<<<Canada to the unemployed afaik from Luke's stories vs. Hers
this is true *

* IF you are a foreigner. if you a fob. they threw EVERYTHING at you.
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:48 PM   #112
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Maybe Luke could get a job as a dog walker
it's like you don't even know me at all!
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:01 AM   #113
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Dogs are good Luke.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:04 AM   #114
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Texas Living Bonus: I just bought some DISCOUNT shorts because obviously it's no longer shorts season and that ****'s all on clearance; but since I live in Texas shorts season is year round. It was hard but I managed not to purchase any jorts or cargo shorts.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:08 AM   #115
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I'm about to sabotage my SB SD relationship, thx to you guys.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:12 AM   #116
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I think things are going well LB. She makes more at her normal job. At $8/hr she's obviously "working" at a discounted rate when you'd expect it to take a higher than normal wage to induce additional labor (ie overtime). So, the difference between what her overtime rate and $8 is how much she likes you. Just work on getting that $8 down to zero and you'll be in a normal relationship
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:37 AM   #117
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I think things are going well LB. She makes more at her normal job. At $8/hr she's obviously "working" at a discounted rate when you'd expect it to take a higher than normal wage to induce additional labor (ie overtime). So, the difference between what her overtime rate and $8 is how much she likes you. Just work on getting that $8 down to zero and you'll be in a normal relationship
Wow thx for the nice word, I tought I was a fool secretly thinking and hoping for that. Now I feel much more happier, too bad I already bought three teen burger to eat my feelings. I'll finish Narco season 3 while I eat them
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Old 09-15-2017, 03:42 AM   #118
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Don't they both actively dislike dogs?

Luke should get a job walking quokka.

look kirsty. i can not steal you a quokka. they are more pretended than a single white female.

if you look at them you could cop a fine
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Old 09-15-2017, 03:43 AM   #119
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Dogs are good Luke.
says who?
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Old 09-15-2017, 03:45 AM   #120
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Texas Living Bonus: I just bought some DISCOUNT shorts because obviously it's no longer shorts season and that ****'s all on clearance; but since I live in Texas shorts season is year round. It was hard but I managed not to purchase any jorts or cargo shorts.
i thought you were king of the jorts?
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:01 AM   #121
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Hey Luke, you want to add me on psn? You are the closest thing I have to a friend
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:16 AM   #122
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Fact - Dogs are awesome
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:18 AM   #123
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I'm shocked SA isn't the one who invented this

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/new...173012526.html
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Old 09-15-2017, 04:20 AM   #124
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Hey Luke, you want to add me on psn? You are the closest thing I have to a friend
He charges $8/hr.
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Old 09-15-2017, 05:58 AM   #125
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look kirsty. i can not steal you a quokka.
You really can.

...but I understand why you won't. Why would you want even 1 less quokka around?
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