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09-14-2017 , 10:51 PM

#101

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Sounds nice being a dog walker on a small island. Weather is good, I can feel the breeze

09-14-2017 , 10:52 PM

#102

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I bet Luke is just in it for the long troll, he's actually independently wealthy and doesn't need a job. Lucky Luke.

09-14-2017 , 10:53 PM

#103

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

09-14-2017 , 11:00 PM

#104

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Don't they both actively dislike dogs?

Luke should get a job walking quokka.

09-14-2017 , 11:01 PM

#105

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oops, I new paged.

09-14-2017 , 11:07 PM

#106

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

09-14-2017 , 11:35 PM

#107

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,728

gonnorlboxamydia itt goat

09-14-2017 , 11:35 PM

#108

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

+1 I'm schvitzin for a Schlitzin

09-14-2017 , 11:40 PM

#109

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

LB, she probably doesn't read this forum. But she probably knows how to do math. That's one of the only real downsides to an Asian fetish.

THAT'S RACIST.

I laughed at it pretty hard doe

09-14-2017 , 11:46 PM

#110

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Living off the system, every mans dream!

yeah maybe yours

09-14-2017 , 11:48 PM

#111

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Thank God for universal healthcare or she'd end up losing money after co-pay and deductible to clear up gonnorlboxamydia

My sister is a social worker...
Australia <<<<<Canada to the unemployed afaik from Luke's stories vs. Hers

this is true *

* IF you are a foreigner. if you a fob. they threw EVERYTHING at you.

09-14-2017 , 11:48 PM

#112

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Maybe Luke could get a job as a dog walker

it's like you don't even know me at all!

09-15-2017 , 12:01 AM

#113

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Dogs are good Luke.

09-15-2017 , 12:04 AM

#114

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Texas Living Bonus: I just bought some DISCOUNT shorts because obviously it's no longer shorts season and that ****'s all on clearance; but since I live in Texas shorts season is year round. It was hard but I managed not to purchase any jorts or cargo shorts.

09-15-2017 , 12:08 AM

#115

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I'm about to sabotage my SB SD relationship, thx to you guys.

09-15-2017 , 12:12 AM

#116

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I think things are going well LB. She makes more at her normal job. At $8/hr she's obviously "working" at a discounted rate when you'd expect it to take a higher than normal wage to induce additional labor (ie overtime). So, the difference between what her overtime rate and $8 is how much she likes you. Just work on getting that $8 down to zero and you'll be in a normal relationship

09-15-2017 , 12:37 AM

#117

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Wow thx for the nice word, I tought I was a fool secretly thinking and hoping for that. Now I feel much more happier, too bad I already bought three teen burger to eat my feelings. I'll finish Narco season 3 while I eat them

09-15-2017 , 03:42 AM

#118

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Don't they both actively dislike dogs?

Luke should get a job walking quokka.

look kirsty. i can not steal you a quokka. they are more pretended than a single white female.

if you look at them you could cop a fine

09-15-2017 , 03:43 AM

#119

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Dogs are good Luke.

says who?

09-15-2017 , 03:45 AM

#120

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

i thought you were king of the jorts?

09-15-2017 , 04:01 AM

#121

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Hey Luke, you want to add me on psn? You are the closest thing I have to a friend

09-15-2017 , 04:16 AM

#122

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

Fact - Dogs are awesome

09-15-2017 , 04:18 AM

#123

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I'm shocked SA isn't the one who invented this

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/new...173012526.html

09-15-2017 , 04:20 AM

#124

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Hey Luke, you want to add me on psn? You are the closest thing I have to a friend

He charges $8/hr.

09-15-2017 , 05:58 AM

#125

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

look kirsty. i can not steal you a quokka.

You really can.

...but I understand why you won't. Why would you want even 1 less quokka around?

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