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Old 09-14-2017, 10:53 AM   #76
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Re: omg omg omg 161

Today's license plate:

TRI GRL

Does she compete in triathlons?

Is she trisexual?

Is she willing to try anything?

Does her name start with Tri? Like Trish or something?

Is she Trip Report Incapable?

Other?
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:53 AM   #77
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Or is she triggerled?
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:59 AM   #78
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Tripple griller
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:10 AM   #79
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Tri Nguyen's girlfriend
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:10 AM   #80
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Maybe it's to be read backward...

Large In Real Time
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:26 AM   #81
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I want to push the Phil Laak button
Reported!
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Old 09-14-2017, 11:31 AM   #82
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Today's license plate:

TRI GRL

Does she compete in triathlons?

Is she trisexual?

Is she willing to try anything?

Does her name start with Tri? Like Trish or something?

Is she Trip Report Incapable?

Other?
Suggesting the other other white meat.
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:20 PM   #83
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Happy belated, murder.
Happy belated, daisy.
Happy birthday, fredd!

Nap time.
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Old 09-14-2017, 12:27 PM   #84
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Sleep well Mr. JustJ you are my favorite uncle
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Old 09-14-2017, 01:45 PM   #85
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Sleep well Mr. JustJ you are my favorite grandpa
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Old 09-14-2017, 02:55 PM   #86
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Baby can dance. Baby can touch her toes, toss her hair, make you feel you're going nowhere.
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Old 09-14-2017, 03:12 PM   #87
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i'm worried LB's girlfriend is just doing this seekingarrangement thing for the money
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:21 PM   #88
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She's a very special girl.
The kind you don't take home to mother.
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:15 PM   #89
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So you guys think I should spend more money on her or I will most likely lose her ? Also I need to do something about my burning pee

By guys I also include Kristy
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Old 09-14-2017, 05:16 PM   #90
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Hello Friends,

Recently I decided to rewatch the entire series of The L-Word. Currently I am in the middle of season 2. Would anybody like to read my musings and reviews of the show?

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Old 09-14-2017, 05:54 PM   #91
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I think you need to spend more money, but the woman you should be seeing is a different kind of professional.

Also, you should deal with the burning pee issue ASAP.
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Old 09-14-2017, 06:32 PM   #92
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So you guys think I should spend more money on her or I will most likely lose her ? Also I need to do something about my burning pee

By guys I also include Kristy
yeah $8/hr to hang out with some douche AND perform sexual favors is practically slavery
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Old 09-14-2017, 07:21 PM   #93
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:02 PM   #94
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yeah $8/hr to hang out with some douche AND perform sexual favors is practically slavery
Why does she agree to do it? She earn more $/h at her regular job
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Old 09-14-2017, 08:04 PM   #95
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I think you need to spend more money, but the woman you should be seeing is a different kind of professional.

Also, you should deal with the burning pee issue ASAP.
Maybe if I officially get diagnosed with several mental illness i will receive nice gouvernement allocation. Like Luke.

My appointment to the doctor is in 13 hours #fre*********re
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:22 PM   #96
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Living off the system, every mans dream!
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:31 PM   #97
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:37 PM   #98
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yeah $8/hr to hang out with some douche AND perform sexual favors is practically slavery
Thank God for universal healthcare or she'd end up losing money after co-pay and deductible to clear up gonnorlboxamydia

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Maybe if I officially get diagnosed with several mental illness i will receive nice gouvernement allocation. Like Luke.

My appointment to the doctor is in 13 hours #fre*********re
My sister is a social worker...
Australia <<<<<Canada to the unemployed afaik from Luke's stories vs. Hers
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:47 PM   #99
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Maybe Luke could get a job as a dog walker
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:48 PM   #100
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I bet that job would really suit Dabble too but I don't think he needs a job aorn.
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