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04-02-2018 , 03:36 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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mtatm?
04-02-2018 , 03:55 PM
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So you just meet a lady and say, hey, wanna do anal?
04-02-2018 , 03:56 PM
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I don't think I'd be in to anal, but I would like to know where I can meet women like this.
04-02-2018 , 04:02 PM
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04-02-2018 , 04:39 PM
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No idea wat any of that means
04-02-2018 , 04:54 PM
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I need a bigger mouth that burns hair less
04-02-2018 , 04:55 PM
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No idea wat any of that means
If you see someone with their hair on fire you want to massage the purple bit.

But you must not, and I can't stress this enough, massage the green bit. That would be bad.
04-02-2018 , 05:01 PM
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I LOLLED
04-02-2018 , 05:23 PM
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Where was this science in 1983?
04-02-2018 , 07:11 PM
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If you see someone with their hair on fire you want to massage the purple bit.

But you must not, and I can't stress this enough, massage the green bit. That would be bad.
Thanks for tbe PSA. There are a couple of kids in here that, and I'm certain of this, are right now anticipating flying square into the face of your warning.
Damned kids.
04-02-2018 , 07:32 PM
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So you just meet a lady and say, hey, wanna do anal?
I don't think I'd roll it into an invitation for cocktails or dinner, but you need a solid read here.
"Ya wanna grab some soft tacos, come back to my place for a couple margaritas, maybe stuff my cock in your ass?"
I can imagine situations where this might be the exact line. Cut out the chitchat/smalltalk, or save a few bucks priming the pump. You gotta have a solid read.
04-02-2018 , 07:35 PM
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mtatm?
mtatatm
04-02-2018 , 07:36 PM
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I don't think I'd roll it into an invitation for cocktails or dinner, but you need a solid read here.
"Ya wanna grab some soft tacos, come back to my place for a couple margaritas, maybe stuff my cock in your ass?"
I can imagine situations where this might be the exact line. Cut out the chitchat/smalltalk, or save a few bucks priming the pump. You gotta have a solid read.
Anywhere that Pooter has ever gone?
04-02-2018 , 08:32 PM
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04-02-2018 , 09:33 PM
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please explain why there's a 9 in this photo

04-02-2018 , 09:35 PM
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it's a sign that i need to stop what i'm doing (drinking & doing drugs & watching MissAlice_94 and BonnieBruise & listening to howard stern show) and go play poker
04-02-2018 , 10:12 PM
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please explain why there's a 9 in this photo
you mean the 9-year-old in the background or?
04-02-2018 , 10:16 PM
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04-03-2018 , 09:34 AM
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She looks like a 9 and had won my heart.
04-03-2018 , 10:10 AM
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Dabs is a true romantic.
04-03-2018 , 10:20 AM
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Too bad I'll be dying alone.
04-03-2018 , 10:20 AM
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Oh well.
04-03-2018 , 10:56 AM
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Not without me!
04-03-2018 , 11:22 AM
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That sounds like you're offering a suicide pact. Don't do it buddy, you have much to live for!
04-03-2018 , 11:54 AM
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I must see the Eye-ol of Manne!
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